The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Taxidermied Winnie

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    She won’t see a professional to fix her hair (s). She won’t fix her bunions. I don’t see her seeing a professional to fix her thighs with ozempic
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    QUOTE (mtssh41 @ 18/4/2024, 23:50) 
    Her picture in her new IG story doesn’t look like her at all. Her tattoo seems to be missing on her arm. So either it’s filtered or not her

    If it’s the pink bikini one, that’s 💯 % not her 😂
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 16/3/2024, 01:20) 
    If she ever forgets Jasper in a hotel, or loses him on the road--it will be a meltdown. She is attached to this stuffed animal like she thinks CC should be with Bunsy. Like an object can give more comfort than a person.

    I agree although I’m sure there are backup Jaspers 😂
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 10/3/2024, 18:19) 
    This crazy bitch. How is she really over here taking selfies of herself while driving a whole ass automobile at damn near dark?

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    She has the weirdest flat thumbs
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 6/3/2024, 17:35) 
    So sorry for your loss Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol :6792:

    Sending you hugs, BPS ♥️
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 1/3/2024, 05:25) 
    It is interesting that the Cortisol Queen doesn't appear to have a single gray hair at 40. :waiting-hand-gesture-smiley-emo

    Maybe she plucks out the gray ones and that’s why she’s down to 3 hairs 😂
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    QUOTE (ample hips @ 21/2/2024, 16:49) 
    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 21/2/2024, 00:59) 
    Even with this obnoxious forced squinty grin the ONE BIG EYE still prevails.

    P.S. I thought she had a revelation that her IG posts make her look like an asshole

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    I'm trying to figure out if her eyes look like that from a good cry or the mold in the mausoleum... they look swollen!

    I’m going to guess it’s from a combo platter of mold, crying and binging on salty foods (while crying in a moldy flip house). Maybe drinking some space man juice, too 😂
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    QUOTE (Here for it @ 12/1/2024, 15:16) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 12/1/2024, 02:21) 
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    he just comes out of nowhere :hearty-laugh:

    That is so ODD. I have two kids and have been around a lot of babies, I can’t recall seeing them stick their arms straight out like that.

    Same! It’s like he’s playing airplane 😂

    Also, why aren’t we dragging the watermelon 🍉 shirt more??? 😂😂😂
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 7/1/2024, 23:26) 
    QUOTE (Emily Valentine @ 1/7/2024, 03:05 PM) 
    I don't think her "Don't go digging" comment was made because she thinks the information is easily found. I think it serves two purposes:

    1. It keeps her fans from googling and finding the Bakery.

    2. In her mind, we are "textbook stalkers," so she's playing the victim and asking us not to message her family so that people like Paula can feel sorry for all the fires she has to walk through.

    Either way, it is not genuine.

    I don't even know why she made that comment. You know if you tell kids not to do something, they definitely will do it. So that just gives us a "why" to her comment and will dig to find it.

    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 1/7/2024, 04:07 PM) 
    I still can’t get over her bitching about her family to the internet. But I guess if you don’t have friends or a partner…

    Does she think her relatives won't see what she said about them? First rule for social media: don't post anything you wouldn't want your family to read/see.

    Just a thought about her sticker collection...She should have purchased magnets instead. She could line them up on her fridge for her kids to see. That would start a conversation when they ask about them. She must not like having conversations or telling stories to her kids.

    That’s a great idea but bitch like Jen says magnet’s scratch her fridge. Strange as they don’t scratch mine :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 5/1/2024, 03:04) 
    I keep getting this ad and everytime I think it's Jen.

    Do you know how much time I’ve spent trying to click the “x” to close your screenshot??!! 😂😂😂 Ya got me and yes, totally gives off Jin vibes!!!
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    When she turned the RM1 living room into a playroom for the kids, I saw the wheels coming off the minivan. The house looked more like a daycare gone wild than a cozy home & she seemed majorly depressed. With all their resources, it was shocking she didn’t hire more help in the home. Then boom… the divorce video.
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 4/1/2024, 02:41) 
    I found the court calendar. Don would be “III”, no? Like, that’s his legal name.

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    Probably the same Don Ross in Will County who doesn’t want to pay his taxes.

    I believe this Donald Ross was born in 1994 making him ten years younger than D*n
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    Looks like the backlash has reached YT
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 2/1/2024, 15:00) 
    Charlotte and Donny look like they're having fun. Too bad Jen tagged along.

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    This time it’s little D*nny with the clenched fists. 😂

    Also, perhaps the real Ross household gave up celebrating Xmas for Hanukkah and that’s why Jin felt free to book another Xmas cruise for next year.
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