The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Aloner Like Jen

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    Saygoodnightgraciedo im so sorry to hear what you and your husband are going through. Take care of yourself and your husband. Jen’s lunacy will always be here.
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    When will we see a family photo with CC clenching her fists and leaning as far as she can from her smelly babysitter? Beefy will have on her 500th pair of mouse ears while CC and Donny will have none, because they “haven’t shown any interest in them,” or so Beefstick will say.
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    So Beefstick paid $100 for a dress that looks like a garbage bag on her body, but haircuts are expensive. You are a nutjob, Jenbo.
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    Tens could rock the white dress. Ir looks dumpy on Jenny. Also, you can tell in the photo of her arranging her hair that she is really admiring herself in the reflection. Such a narc. You’d have to be to look like that and see no room for improvement.
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    Why can’t she just say that she has bunions? A while ago I watched an old video from around 2012-2013 when she and SMD were headed downtown for something. She was showing the contents of her purse, and then she showed her flats. She actually pulled her foot out of the shoe and pointed out the bunion. Now it’s just “structural issues.” Most people are likely assuming it’s bunions anyway so I really don’t understand her refusal to call them what they are. .
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    If she was, say a size 4 as a caged woman, you cannot gain 40 pounds and just go up one size to a 6. I am just a bit larger than she is, and I’m a 14 or 16, depending on the brand. In her favorite Kut jeans, I am a 14 but might could wear a 12. Lying liar who lies. Show us the label, Jenny.

    I do lightly applaud her for putting her body on display like that. That’s brave. But seeing her thighs, no way is she a size 6. Just be honest with yourself, Jen. You’ve gained weight. So have I. So have a lot of women.
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    Cryotherapy is awesome. Jen should just buy a pass at a facility that has the cryo chambers instead of buying that ridiculous $12k plunge tub thingy.
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    Has anyone snatched up Beefy Gene as a user name yet? It’s very appropriate!
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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 20/3/2024, 21:39) 
    QUOTE (NefariousStepmomTensleigh @ 20/3/2024, 21:28) 
    Well she did drive SMD out of their marriage...

    Who is SMD?

    Space Man Don
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    Great. She’s booking more runDisney sh!t for 2025. Why am I even surprised? Jen will happily drop off the new dog at the kennel so she can run around a theme park wearing another stupid pair of ears for the upteenth time. She loves dumping pets off on other people when her ME ME ME, ITS ALL ABOUT ME time is affected.
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    I see Jen took herself to the theatre again, all alone.
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    That page of Jen complaining about laundry, etc. tells you all that you need to know about her. She was an unemployed housewife who had cleaners, gardeners, a handyman and a husband who worked, but still came home and cooked for her every day. Yet she resented doing laundry and a little tidying up. She resented having to create content for her channel, but yet she kept her hobby channel going. She resents everything that involves being an adult. And she clearly despises motherhood.

    How many times did we see her go shopping for clothes, makeup and Target junk? How many times did we see her take herself to the spa or to a yoga class? How many times did we see her have lunch with her mother? She exercised whenever she wanted, and despite the lie that she is pushing now, she ate whatever she wanted whenever she wanted. She took Winnie for long walks. Her husband brought her flowers and balloons all the time. He brought home donuts on Saturday morning. Her made her martinis on Monday. He brought chicken to her in the bathtub.

    This bitch genuinely believes that unless she is spending 💯 percent of her time and energy on herself and only herself, that she is being caged and treated poorly. Poor Jen. Poor, poor Jenny. The universe has played such a cruel and inhumane trick on her. Expecting her to grow up and be an adult. Poor thing.
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    That SC junk would have appealed to me in the third grade. No WONDER Jenny jumped on it.
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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 15/3/2024, 02:02) 
    I'm a fan of the Shamrock shake. I can't imagine agonizing over whether or not I should have one.
    . Jen is so patronizing for how "cute" it is that Don is trying to lose weight. You know he weighs "A LOT!" more than Jen

    Who cares how you lay in the bed to sleep. Winnie was planning Jen's demise, that's what she was doing.

    Not anymore!! 😂😂😂. Love that for her.
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    Looks at Jen’s gross and wrinkled eyes.

    Looks in the mirror at the bruises on my face from last week’s blepharoplasty surgery.

    Yep. Worth every penny.

    Take better care of yourself, you ugly hag.
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