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I’ve never in my life heard ANYONE say “rent car” until Schprayken came along. Of course, she “rents” books from the library, so I’m not surprised at her stupid word choice decisions. Still. 
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I’ve been taking a break from Gene and just reading casually here and there. Did she really pretend that she got dat ass into size 4 jeans? On what planet?!?!? 
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Ok, y’all! I’ve been quiet here for a bit because I am sick AF with the flu. And guess what? I’m still doing as much as I can to keep up on work, take care of my house, feed my cager, etc. I’m not asking anyone for grace and space because I’m an adult. And she can’t even get one video - that was filmed weeks ago - up and posted? It never creases to amaze me just how lazy and useless she actually is. She needs a good hard smack in the face with a strong dose of realty. 
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I’m way behind, but it’s my first sort of “You rang?” under my new moniker, and I’m just pleased as punch.
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.One of things that makes me most laugh about Jen & her very fragile personality is how, in middle & high school, because she apparently loved literature & writing papers so much she, at first, thought she’d be an English major in college. But, once, she got the 1st few graded papers back w/ the professors’ critiques, she couldn’t handle it. So that’s when she switched to Art History.
And, now, she does ABSOLUTELY nothing w/ both her Art History degree & her supposed love for literature.
It started early, in other words. Her supposed “fragility” is just another word for her ego being bruised. Yes, it sucks to have someone comment negatively on something that you’ve spent time writing, but guess what? That’s how growth occurs. Jin just stopped growing the second she stopped getting only positive adoration. She didn’t become an Art History major because she loves art and beauty; she chose it because majoring in English was too hard. She was lazy and didn’t want to “do the work” that she’s always carping on about.
Had she continued to a Master’s program in Art History, the same thing would have happened. Most of undergrad work is about memorization, and she could do that being the “straight A student.” The second she had to do original work and real critical thinking (i.e., analysis, synthesis, and evaluation), she hoped right out of there. Now, I’m a Gen-Xer who didn’t grow up with constant praise, participation trophies, and helicopter parents, so I’m used to hearing the good AND the bad about myself. I used both to grow and mature. Jin’s parents are Boomers, so I can’t imagine she grew up in a padded bubble, right? So how is she still a perpetual child? I guess Don’s constant praise is all to blame for her stunting, right? That Man wouldn’t let her push herself and grow? Uh huh.
Anyway, I see this entitled attitude all the time with my college students. They are adored throughout their K-12 years and given all A’s just for showing up and doing the bare minimum, and they go to pieces the first time they earn a C on a college-level writing assignment. But guess what? They do better the next time after they build upon their skills to make new ones. That’s what college — and life — are all about, BTW. As we’ve discussed ad inifinitum, though, Jin doesn’t progress. She does the same thing over and over and expects nothing but adulation. It’s mind-boggling.
If I had Jin’s money and time, I would take all the classes that I’ve always wanted to take, and I’d visit the places that I just cannot afford to visit in my 99% existence. In other words, I’d appreciate it and use it to make myself better. And she just — doesn’t. It’s part of what makes her so intensely punchable all. the. time. Gah! -
.People don't celebrate you because of your untreatable narcissism. You celebrate yourself and your non-accomplishments (things the average person considers luxuries) to the point that it is obscene... It's like psychological masturbation for you to celebrate these things in the manner which you do (rubbing the world's nose in it). It's gross! Hence the existence of The Bakery. You are not normal. Your behavior is not normal, all of it is repulsive.
I think we have both a new thread title AND a possible username in Psychological Masturbation like Jin here. Bravo!
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Can we talk about how Jin’s kiddie bracelets are made with glass beads? All you peasants with your plastic junk shop beads be damned.
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RosesAreRed,VioletsAreBlue,Here'sALessonJen-TheProblemIsYouLikeJen Pt. 446 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
Ok, I’m about two threads behind and can’t summon the will to catch up, so I’ll just start here.
I watched Jin’s last videos and howled at her “I would have gotten another degree and been a traveling art historian who writes papers” or whatever that was. What in the hell was she even talking about??? That’s not a thing. 😵💫 I can’t believe someone is this unbelievably stupid!
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.Weirdo is going to backplan. Aka, going back in time to rewrite history in her journals
I do think there was a minute when Jin contemplated undoing it or a possible reunification with that man. When she was fondling her scrapbooks and said “You can go back again. You can.” — or whatever exactly she said — it felt sort of like a message to D**. We know she didn’t love him, but she sure loved the things that he could and did give her, and she loved being a Ross.
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."I feel like I've seen this all over the internet too, people in other places... it's real cold"
Get a life already. She only has randoms on IG to connect to.
She found the sugarfina advent calendar she completely forgot about.
Jin’s war on adverbs continues. *sigh* It’s REALLY cold, not “real” cold, Jin. Dumbass. -
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Of course her power came back on quickly; she never has to suffer even the tiniest bit.
Off topic: should I change my name to Jen’s Colonial Ponytail? I’ve been laughing about it all day. Best thing since the last best thing here in the Bakery!
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Does this mean no video today because the power is out? The Chaos Lottery just won’t quit.
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