The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Designated Ross

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    Jen now has 5 child free days to enjoy over Thanksgiving. Her planner at the beginning of the month set out coloured custody days. From Tuesday 25th to Sunday 29th are green days when the kids are with Don.

    Is this the longest time without kids for Jen since they separated? Will she dive deep into her ED and exercise programme? This is a train wreck but I can't stop watching.

    Jen please use this time well. Move the kids' bookshelves so they can read their books. Unpack your boxes. Get the house decorated for Christmas to surprise the kids. Hang some pictures in your house, put some rugs down, it will help with the echoing. Vlog it, show us how you clear your basement out of boxes and the kids new playroom.

    Oh, I nearly forgot - move the kids' plates away from the trash! Put Winnie supplies there, she won't mind. And show us!
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    Just caught up on newly painted shelves on IG. Not to Jen fend but they do look similar to bed frame colour now. I can see that she is wanting all bedroom furniture to match again.

    The penny just dropped on why we got the IG clip of her in Donny's bed. The paint fumes got too much for her after painting the shelves in her bedroom and she had to bail out to sleep in Donny's bed.

    And rather than mention cosleeping with the 2 year old and bring up all the snark that it would attract, she did what she thought was a cute clip of how Donny loves her. Even if no one else does.

    Edited by DesignatedRoss - 19/11/2020, 17:52
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    As an antidote to the grey, narcisstic boredom of Jen check out Louise Roe on IG @louiseroe and @LouiseRoeHome. Louise is funny, down to earth and loves her daughter. She has completely renovated an old country house in England and is uplifting to watch. Highly recommend.

    Does anyone else have any other IG or YT suggestions? Jen is unbearable to watch

    WallowingInSelfInducedMiseryLikeJen
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    I have just wasted 30 minutes of my life watching Jen's latest youtube offering.

    Bakers, you nailed it! You predicted everything she would say, and you said it better.

    Jen, your videos are getting more and more boring, and downright predictable. Do better!
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    Halloween is coming up - why can't she give the extra candy bars to trick and treaters?
    Because Jen is saving those candy bars for her 50% 'me'time. I agree with all the bakers and their theories that motherhood brought out the 'real Jen'. The narcissistic, selfish, control freak real self that set Don running for the hills. She is a Disney character, not quite the evil stepmother, instead her very own version as the selfish mother, with her big nose,three hairs on her head and large bunions on her feet. I also agree that CC will be opting to spend more time with her Dad as much as she can, with the heir not far behind.
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    Just checked out Cook County online case search.

    On 8th January our Jen filed Petition for Dissolution of Marriage.
    On 13th February (Happy Valentines) Ross III Appearance Filed - Fee Paid.
    On 21st September Notice of Filing Filed and Completion of Minor Children Parenting Education/Petitioner Filed by Jen and also Respondent Filed by Ross III.

    Looking up the Illinois Legal Aid website it explains that parents with minor children must complete a parent education program to learn how to improve communication skills and avoid hurting their children in the court case. After you complete the course you receive a certificate of completion.

    So both Jen and Don have now completed a parent education class - this would have made great content for Jen. But no, she would rather bore us with yoga and vegetable unboxings.

    Bakers, I think we have been subjected to Jen diversionary tactics - keep the bakers away from divorce proceedings with bunion stories!
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    Jen looks terrible for a SAHM that lives a fully funded life of leisure. Ageing is not kind to Jen. Her hair, skin, Angry Bird eyebrows and nose are all getting worse. I predict her vlog will be a bust, lots of chatting about nothing and no truthful admissions abut how she has screwed up her life.
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    Jen shitquoting about positive body images on social media. Jen is the 1% has to edit her bunions out of her photos.
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    Jen is just not coping. I think the Rosses don't trust Jen to stay on her own for too long, that's why they took her along to Utah. They see how rough she is looking, how her ED has flared up and they are worried about the kids. Everyone is helping out, Don takes the kids as much as he can, Emily is chipping in with playdates and Suze and Poopsie took everyone away for a summer holiday.

    The Rosses are putting those kids first as Jen isn't interested in raising them. Putting them into Montessori was the best thing for them as they get attention and care there. Jen at home just ignores her kids.

    Jen is so messed up. She really resents having her children, and is passively aggressively refusing to make a nice home for them with rugs and furniture in the new house. She is rejecting all the things that she had in her 'caged' life - healthy eating, meat, dairy, seasonal decorating, homemaking, makeup, nail polish, nice clothes, nice handbags, fancy trips, fun ...

    Now she is alternating between boring (YT) and scary (IG) to watch. The train wreck that is her new life is hard to watch.
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    "Hometurf" Jen? That sounds very territorial. I wonder if Jen finally figured out that she wasn't welcome in Utah? Perhaps her heart home is sadly no longer available ...
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    I have had enough of this Jen. Like Don I used to like bubbly Jen - the version that was into makeup, nail polish, decorating her house for every occasion and season, cooking turkeys and baking cookies with real ingredients, who wore dresses, took care with how she looked and was fun. Who went to fancy places and was fun to watch.

    Don left because she is now a horrible human being. She is deliberately refusing to provide her children with the fun things. CC and Donny would love her to decorate the house for halloween, to give them real ice cream, do their hair, paint their nails, and share her childrens books and dolls.

    I stopped watching her when she had kids and started again when she announced her divorce. I am going to stop watching again as she is a horrible mother who cares only about herself. Trash plates was a very low point. There is no reason to watch her, she has no content, lies constantly and is busy removing any negative comments on this latest video.

    The bakery is fantastic. Thank you for the entertainment.
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    One of the reasons that I am still watching ATrainWreckLikeJen is that I have a narcisstic mother just like Jen. I can completely relate to CC as my mother always paid a lot of attention to my younger brother, and they are still very close. My father and I had a fantastic relationship (he has died) and he made up for the lack of love and attention that my mother was never able to give me. Don loves his kids and he and his parents are giving those kids the normal loving care that they need.

    Jen can provide those kids with food and shelter but she can't provide the love and support that they need. I think Don finally realized this when CC arrived, couldn't stand it anymore when Donny arrived and bailed out of their marriage. My parents stayed together, they married young and had their kids at a young age. They also fought every day of their marriage. Don was right to end the marriage.
    By leaving, Don is able to provide a normal loving home for those kids, where they get to share a room without stupid rules and eat normal food 50% of the time with joint custody. If Don had stayed with Jen she would have been in full control 100% of the time.

    I have to give a special shout out to the Bunion (your posts and artwork are anazing) and the rest of the bakers for providing top quality entertainment whilst content is sadly no longer available from Jen.
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    My mum gave me a DNA test for Christmas as I was tracing our family tree. Both my husband and only son decided that they would like to do tests too so we sent them off together. We had some interesting results. My results were very mixed and my husband's results were from one region only. My son's results weren't the 50:50 that we expected - 67% of his DNA is from his dad.

    Do be aware of one issue that may arise. We all had our DNA results publically available and my husband wa contacted by someone with a 97% match. She is his niece, the result of a one night stand his brother had 37 years ago. They have been in contact, this brother died many years ago so my husband shared some details with her, with the permission of his widow. Now the rest of his family are not talking to him.
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    Another shitquote. Jen just can't help gloating.
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    One good thing will come out of this trip. Suze will make sure that Donny is potty trained and out of diapers by the end of it.
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