The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Jicama Chips

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    If she was capable of picking up anything during editing, she’d see how baaaad her unblinded eyeshadow looks.
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    I think Karen should put out a call for a new cohost. Perhaps Chico or Harpo would respond.
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    Not Karen calling a muffin tin a “cake cup holder” 😂🤣🤪
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 7/2/2024, 19:23) 
    We Aquarians all think alike👁️🎂👆🏻!!

    Another Aquarian here! ♒️
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    lol! I hadn’t made it through the rest of the video to see her talk about the yoga/reiki class so I had to dive back in. I can’t figure out how they do reiki in a group setting. And “yen”? Did she pay in Japanese currency or is she confusing it with Zen? What a flake. The church lady comments are hilarious! I used to do yoga several times a week and I always felt amazing after class. Must have been those pesky demons entering me. 😈
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    She probably means Yin. I love Yin.
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    A highlight for me was Brooklinen hitting send on that email at the very moment Karen was contemplating new bedding. Why, it was a moment right up there with the time her word of the year came to her in the form of a festive holiday ornament!
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    Meanwhile, the inner-eye highlight was blinding, per usual. I feel like we’re watching her unravel before our non-inner-corner-highlighted eyes.
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    QUOTE (Hike Travel Eat Eat Repeat @ 1/1/2024, 23:00) 
    Did she say as my bread "raises" and not rises??

    Yep
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    Enhance your inner eyelid corner with Karen
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    That inner eye corner highlight…does she want to be seen from space?
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    QUOTE (Turkey Lurkey @ 10/9/2023, 08:45 AM) 
    Lisa is using a crazy amount of filters in her videos. The proportions of her facial 3rds have obviously been altered. She's shrinking her head! I don't envy this woman one bit. To be 50+ and still so fake and insecure is pathetic. She shouldn't even be allowed to make sponsored videos while using those filters.

    Oh, but when someone in the comments mentioned Lisa’s use of filters, Marnie assured us that Lisa does not use filters. How would she know?
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    QUOTE (Chance86_ @ 10/6/2023, 07:19 AM) 
    I don’t watch Marnie anymore so I was surprised to see her looking dare I say, pretty. She looks better now than she did 10+ years ago. But I’m sure she still has one of the worst personalities in the known Universe. This immediately takes away any outward improvements she has made.


    ETA: I just skimmed Marnie’s channel. I’m still in disbelief that she found an audience. Surely all of these viewers aren’t hate watching as the vlogs which displayed her horrible disposition are gone. Is the age 50+ YouTube community really that untapped that Marnie Goldberg gets relatively high views? Does she have Michael running an off shore bot farm?! What’s happening?!

    I agree, Marnie is a bish. Her “don’t engage” tip was hilarious. She always engages and it’s rarely nice. The only thing I do like about her (and maybe this is just me being from the same area where she grew up) is I don’t feel like she thinks she’s some beauty queen (like Lisa). Oh, I know she has an ego, but I think for the most part she doesn’t give model off duty vibes. I know she “models”, but I don’t feel like she believes she’s a stunner.
    That probably makes zero sense
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    QUOTE (Chance86_ @ 10/5/2023, 11:05 PM) 
    Lisa talking about not needing to shop for anything or go into debt to maintain your channel is a revisionist tale for the ages. 😂

    I have never seen someone buy so much of…everything…in my entire life.

    I recommend not enjoying a beverage while watching that part! You’ll likely spit it all over your screen.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 8/16/2023, 11:53 PM) 
    QUOTE (Pumpkin Spice @ 15/8/2023, 19:03) 
    Why does she have a hard time using the word color or colors and insists on using the word hues in it’s place? It’s like she just can’t say it. Is it forbidden or something? Drives me crazy.
    And why does she think anyone believes half of the Mark crap?

    Maybe she has difficulty pronouncing the word ‘color.’ We know this is a PATTEREN with her.

    When has that ever stopped her? 😂
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    QUOTE (Carnivore Wanna BE @ 9/22/2023, 02:31 PM) 
    Madonna is looking better over on her TikTok. The swelling could have gone down or maybe she had the filler dissolved. I do think she looks better now. I wished she would have not had anything done but I guess each to their own.

    Same!
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