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Posts written by Trash Plate

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    She looks like a gas station beef stick.

    If there was a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that was a giant ugly Slim Jim man from hell, it would look like her.
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    Hideous.
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    There is nothing to convince me that they would not! Celebrity is celebrity.
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    Yeah right, just some random filmmaker who "sold it to the highest bidder!" Whoever could that be?
    :confused-face-smiley-emoticon: :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 19/3/2024, 17:46) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 3/19/2024, 03:56 PM) 
    Jen’s carbon footprint is probably at least twice as large as an average American’s. And she sadly mentions climate change.

    I hope she does buy that stupid cold plunge tub. You know she’ll only use it a few times. Then she will have this gigantic thing sitting in her garage that will be hard to get rid of. She can soak in her gigantic plastic tub amid her gigantic garage hoard.

    I think it is probably closer to 10x

    I was going to say like a thousand! The average American doesn't consume a fraction of what Jen does. One third of Americans don't even have $500 in savings. I think social media has people from other countries very deceived.
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    She will use it one time, HATING it while raving about how amazing it is, and never use it again. She loves the idea of filming her-uglyass-self using it and putting on theatrical reactive faces for her camera. 🤮

    Meanwhile, she has fly-trap strips for living room curtains.
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    That's not her. The jaw is different.
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    This cold plunge trending topic was done and dusted two years ago. No one is impressed that Don has the money to buy you one.
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    Ring? No ring?
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    When Dear One thinks Dear One is so funny:

    www.instagram.com/reel/C25Mz67JrmY/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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    I would love to know how many times she has been on an involuntary psychiatric hold.
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    QUOTE (HotHotMommySteak @ 15/3/2024, 19:44) 
    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 3/15/2024, 07:43 AM) 
    Good luck, y'all.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Idk if I can do this one.

    I can't bear to watch it either! But that title is perfection, BPSOV!

    Shit... Of... Clothes... That are unnecessary???

    Yes? No? Please translate?
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    That is a FAT ass. I know someone whose ass looks identical with adult diapers. That there is a 2x.
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    You guys said it. I can't with these romance books that have cartoon covers.

    1. They look like they're marketed to eleven years olds, like they should be shelved next to The Babysitters Club.

    2. They unsell the books. I'm not above romance books, but it especially makes me not want to read them.

    Bring back Fabio. 😂
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