The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ClingingToUtah

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    QUOTE (luggagewarehouse @ 21/6/2023, 18:36) 
    Doesn't she get tired of being the biggest doofus on the planet? Her idiocy exhausts me. How does she not exhaust herself.

    She definitely exhausted Don into exiting their marriage.
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 18/6/2023, 02:59) 
    For someone who claims to like endurance sports and camping and all this outdoorsy stuff, it IS bizarre that her own backyard is grass and a swing set.

    No hammock to do journaling or read a book, no extensive play structure for the kids that she could also use to fuel her compulsive exercising, no she shed, no cornhole set, no big balls to kick around, no planters. What about a thick and sturdy safari-type tent? A real fire pit? SOMETHING.

    When my kids were that age, my yard was always littered with balls and hula hoops and jump ropes and all kinds of random stuff, because my kids PLAYED.

    The entire house, including the backyard, could be filed under: purposely devoid of personality.

    All of those fun backyard things are at the other house. Jen couldn’t put together a sandbox without a complete meltdown.
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 18/6/2023, 02:03) 
    In all honesty, I think the kids might enjoy the water table for a short time. But ONLY if they’re allowed to play with it the way they want. CC would be putting Barbies in their “pool” and Donny might like pushing boats around. But I’m sure their “creativity” isn’t welcome when Jen is around.

    “CC! What are you doing?! You’re ruining that doll! Use the pieces that came with the water table. And now you’ve made Donny think it’s okay to put other toys in the water! Forget it. Because you don’t know how to play correctly, we’re just going inside. You can watch a movie while I’m in my gym.”

    This is so accurate that I can hear Jen’s voice while I’m reading it.
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    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 17/6/2023, 12:04) 
    That video really proves she is supremely lonely and is going insane. She hobbled around a messy, cluttered room talking to herself, achieving nothing.

    She will only get worse and worse, there is no turning back for her, IMO. She has zero social skills and zero coping skills. She is unlikeable and no one wants to spend more time than absolutely necessary with her.

    The house will go into disrepair fast because it’s a cheap flip and Jen doesn’t care to maintain it. The kids will visit less and less. It will just be Jen, surrounded by mould and decay, hugging Winnie’s grooming equipment, talking to her camera and saying absolutely nothing.

    Her SM presence now is Grey Gardens unfolding in real time.
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    A $100 tier. Jesus.
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    Jen, the world around you could be farting glitter, and you’d still be miserable.
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    Her local Container Store openly wept when she announced her divorce.
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    Thank you WhereDoesDaddySleep!
    :glitter_cupcake_with_cherry_smi
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    I just want to see her in traffic…with Two! cranky kids. Then one of them says, “mommy I have to go potty, NOW.” Her delicate nerves will snap.
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 12/6/2023, 17:07) 
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    I don't need your Don dollars Jin, but how about this....you reach out to me and I will gladly take your "tip money" (no need to smile)and I will personally take you and your kiddos to the good places. Hell, I live at the beach, come on over HAHAHAHA

    I hate that she is coming to California but I would love to see this idiot in the wild trying to manage her "sensitive" children.

    I want to see this bitch navigate the 5 and 55. Hell, let’s throw in the 405. Better yet, let’s see her get confused and find herself on the 110 between DTLA and Pasadena. Oh, freeway Gods, please don’t disappoint us.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 10/6/2023, 22:49) 
    She isn't smart enough to have a job. Why doesn't anyone believe me?

    She isn’t smart enough to clean out horse stalls.
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 10/6/2023, 17:56) 
    Holy shit, fuck the airlines and people as hard as humanly possible. One flight is cancelled and I'm rebooked. Fine. Then that flight is delayed for FOUR hours 10 minutes before it was to start boarding. Then it was delayed another two hours. Then they announced that the mechanics had to take the engine on a test run, so I got the fuck off that flight because I'm not dying in a plane crash and onto another one. Then the broad in front of me reclined her seat has hard as possible into my head, as I was reaching down into my bag. Literally the only person on that flight that I could see who reclined their seat. Every time, I get that asshole in front of me. I made sure to pull on the seat as hard as possible every time I had to get up and for some reason on that flight I had to get up a LOT because she deserves it. Then when we were getting off the trash sitting across the aisle shoved me out of the way to get out first.

    And that's just the US leg of the trip. Jesus. H. Christ. Fuck everyone.

    That is a bitch of a day. Flying has become one of my least favorite things to do. I hope you’re going somewhere fun where there are few but considerate people, drinks galore, and great food.
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    Damn, her caged life is so much more interesting.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 7/6/2023, 23:21) 
    Really curious how she is going to handle those comments about her trip there with Don and CC. Will she respond? If she deletes that's just playing dirty. She outright claimed in the video she hadn't been there since she was 16. CC's first plane ride, it was it's own vlog, etc... just wow.

    I bet she's going to come on stories and "<laugh> hey friends, so it seems I had been to NO before, when CC was just a baby. I had baby brain and I literally remember nothing from that trip. And I was at a conference so I actually never explored the city. I'm not surprised I don't remember it at all! But thanks for reminding me...wow, like some of you guys have been following me for so long. Well, anyway..."



    Jennifer Ross, PAY ATTENTION, WhyAmIHere wrote the perfect “whoops” script for you.
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    She’s equating a city tour and the information she “took in” equal to studying all day for an exam. Jesus, she’s got nothing left in that pin head of hers.
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