The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by BannedInUtah

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    Did she scrapbook the box of the mix she used for the other one?
    I'm sorry, donny, you're no longer an heir so you get a cheap cake.
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    Catching up on the q&a. What princess wears saphire blue? :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    Gene, you might want to check your roof for squirrels.

    I wonder how many of the questions she answers thinking they are from one of us.

    Edited by BannedInUtah - 5/2/2024, 11:32
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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 3/2/2024, 23:47) 
    Don't you have to pretty and desirable to be a trophy wife ?
    🤷‍♀️

    No, you just need to find a sucker who believes you're out of his league.
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    So on one hand they've been spending a small fortune on the SK for years so that the kids learn to be independent, and on the other Gene's training them to be as useless as her. I just don't get it. Don, do something!
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    Happy Groundhog Day, lovely bakers!
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    She can't wait to escape her prision after a whole month of mothering!

    Edited by LateKate - 1/2/2024, 14:44
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 29/1/2024, 15:42) 
    ONE! month of wintering and the main event (besides D**'s space voyage) was Jen being in panic mode over her second car. Meanwhile, I have exactly zero cars. The Blue shenanigans fly right over my head. Abstract concept. Does not compute. Just like her FIVE! Christmas trees.

    Most of Jen's existence is spent in a parallel universe. If it weren't for randomly stumbling across her life on YouTube, I'd never have even imagined some people (well, at least one person) lived this way. Three-haired toddler-lady, are you real?

    a792730b9ff6884691212fe3bbd4ac60

    I believe she has 6 trees!
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 29/1/2024, 06:05) 
    QUOTE (Connect To Dons Money Like Jen @ 1/28/2024, 10:37 PM) 
    If CC is taking dance classes Jen could ( but won’t) get a ballet bar set up in her gym next to the mirror she would been thrilled. But you know Jen she is selfish.

    That would be nice for sure, and a great way to spend time together. Sadly, you’re right—little Jenny would never share her gym with the Circumstances.

    It doesn't even cross her mind to share with the kids. The kids planner she bought is the perfect example. Gene knows she doesn't need it but went ahead and got it anyway for nostalgic purposes. How about you buy it for your little girl so you can teach her about organization from an early age? Specially since organizing is something you've enjoyed your whole life!
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 28/1/2024, 19:57) 
    ^^ that video is being discussed in the rewatch thread!

    https://thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net/?t=62956476&st=45

    What a difference 11 years make! She wore "nice" ugly clothes, did her make up and celebrated with the Rosses. Now she's alone, filthy and hideous.
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    This is 5.
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    What are they teaching the kids in the sk??? Non Montessori private schools in the US are as expensive? Goodness.
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    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 24/1/2024, 15:04) 
    I had my first Jen dream last night. She and Don got back together and she made him do a video with her. She was so smug and the baby talk was off the charts. She was saying something like, "We don't talk about her but Don realized I was much better and she was a huge mistake..... wasn't she?" And then she'd look at Don who looked terrified and would put on a fake smile and just give one-word answers as if he was afraid of saying the wrong thing. And now I'm convinced that is exactly how she would be if they ever did get back together.


    I'm also horrified that I had a dream about Jen.

    Sis, just the other day I dreamt she appeared TOPLESS on Instagram!
    I guess the talk about acknowledgement got to my mind deep.
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    Insert the gif of her saying she's happy while looking about to cry of loneliness.
    Since she doesn't have any friends, the kids can't either. Gene has been blessed with healthy kids and the funds to show them the world and is wasting the time. One day she'll wake up and it'll be too late.

    QUOTE (PhotoshoppedlikeJenny @ 16/1/2024, 15:50) 
    I am surprised that she has not always started working out early with the kids. They seem old enough to occupy themselves so she can get a workout in, maybe not for hours. I also do not have kids.

    They know how to charge and turn their pads on. I bet their screen time is through the roof right now.
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    QUOTE (Agressive Brusher @ 13/1/2024, 01:47) 
    I’m going to WDW in nine days. We’re staying at Pop Century. Should I vlog it for y’all and call everything by the wrong names? What do you want to see?

    Don't forget to make a to do list and check off what already accomplished!
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    We can't lose our history! The memory of her cooking a huge meal just for her and Suzanne's reaction is fading!
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