The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Cheap Salmon

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    People who work for Peloton don't wear this much Peloton gear. Get a stylist Jen, seriously.
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    I honestly can't figure out who she looks like more
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    My new favorite self-help book
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    I almost was turning a leaf like "oh my goodness, is she actually apologizing? she's growing?" but then she had to run it with "i'm sorry if you felt that way" and then "i'm grateful to you who are not assholes" She was so close :(
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 1/5/2024, 06:27 PM) 
    QUOTE (Cheap Salmon @ 1/5/2024, 03:53 PM) 

    I know, right? 2023 I went on 3 vacations, because my husband and I hadn't been able to travel for nearly 10 years. So we went to New York in April for a vacation, my dad and I did a road trip to Tennessee because we went all the time when I was a kid and wanted to experience old memories and my husband surprised me with a trip to Vegas for our 10 year wedding anniversary. This felt extremely excessive, but once in a life time kind of thing. I told my husband to just limit to one vacation a year from this point because as fun and exciting as it is, you need to breath at home a little to. Not to mention how expensive some trips can be. This girl has the audacity to complain about everything while having little to no responsibilities.

    Oh, Cheap Salmon, that trip with your dad to Tennessee sounds so sweet. I feel like crying. It remains me of the old Dan Folgoberg song that I'm sure you're too young to know. Maybe your dad does. xo www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTlrLYTSXRA
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    Oh my goodness, I kid you not, we listened to that song in the car on the drive there. I love love love Tennessee. My grandfather lived in Chattanooga, he is in Heaven now, but going there always brings such warm feelings. The people, the mountains, the music, the food and it just feels like life. My dad and I had not gone together since I was 18 and that was for my grandfather's funeral which was in 2003. So being there on a good note felt like something we needed. Thank you for your kind words
    ❤️
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    How do I always manage to pause on the scariest faces?
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 1/5/2024, 04:21 PM) 
    QUOTE (Cheap Salmon @ 5/1/2024, 15:53) 
    I know, right? 2023 I went on 3 vacations, because my husband and I hadn't been able to travel for nearly 10 years. So we went to New York in April for a vacation, my dad and I did a road trip to Tennessee because we went all the time when I was a kid and wanted to experience old memories and my husband surprised me with a trip to Vegas for our 10 year wedding anniversary. This felt extremely excessive, but once in a life time kind of thing. I told my husband to just limit to one vacation a year from this point because as fun and exciting as it is, you need to breath at home a little to. Not to mention how expensive some trips can be. This girl has the audacity to complain about everything while having little to no responsibilities.

    I haven't been on a vacation outside of the UK for years - affordability, the pandemic, my husband isn't keen on flying, are all reasons. Money mostly, if I'm honest - we've spent it on other things (our house for one). But this year we are doing Two! trips, and it feels excessive! I'm so excited for both trips but yeah... they are vacations that we fit around work and other commitments, and they cost quite a bit of money so we've saved for them. Jen on the other hand has done 13 of some of the most expensive vacations available, all in 1 year. I'd love to go back to Walt Disney World, but it's SO expensive now, especially with trans-Atlantic flights. The park tickets, the Genie+ fast-pass debacle now costing an absolute fortune... 2 weeks in Florida including Disney just isn't in my budget any more. And I have a very good job in senior management.

    So just has no idea how normal people live. Acting like she is a struggling single mother trying to keep the lights on is just plain offensive.

    Right? I would never travel more than once a year unless it was something kind of small like a trip to a state that is very local or even just a different part of my state (i live in Chicago Illinois). I thought traveling that much would have been so incredible (and believe me, it was, I'm not complaining) but it is very tiring. Between expenses, building time off with work and like you said maintaining a household with family, it's not easy. For Jen it is because she has nothing to worry about. She's a part time babysitter and everything is paid for her by her rich ex-husband.
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 1/5/2024, 03:48 PM) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 5/1/2024, 15:07) 
    OK, let's see if I can get this right:

    January
    4-8 Dopey
    15-20 Birthday trip with the kids
    26-30 solo birthday cruise

    February 23-26 Princess Half Marathon Weekend; first official solo park visit, complains about family and friend cliques

    April 12-16 some race - the one that gave us "Mrs. Jennifer Ross" and the first time Brooke hid from Jen; buys her season pass

    August 22-28 Disney cruise to Alaska

    October 1-6 Disneyland with the kids

    November 1-5 Wine and Dine + solo park visit

    December 26-January 2 WDW + Disney Wish

    So if we're counting races and park visits and cruises individually (but not the days individually), 13. Give or take.

    No wonder she needs help keeping the lights on :lol:

    I know, right? 2023 I went on 3 vacations, because my husband and I hadn't been able to travel for nearly 10 years. So we went to New York in April for a vacation, my dad and I did a road trip to Tennessee because we went all the time when I was a kid and wanted to experience old memories and my husband surprised me with a trip to Vegas for our 10 year wedding anniversary. This felt extremely excessive, but once in a life time kind of thing. I told my husband to just limit to one vacation a year from this point because as fun and exciting as it is, you need to breath at home a little to. Not to mention how expensive some trips can be. This girl has the audacity to complain about everything while having little to no responsibilities.
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    QUOTE (MommyTensleigh @ 1/5/2024, 03:22 PM) 
    That Hamptons video was traumatizing for me haha I wasn’t married or engaged yet and didn’t have children but the way she made having a family and parenting look deeply disturbed me to the point where I said if that’s how it is for everyone count me out! Thankfully other YouTubers and people in my own life proved to be good examples of how when you have kids your life isn’t miserable and over but she really makes it look so bad - particularly in that video.

    She wasn't meant to be a mom. And that's ok, not everyone in life is meant to be a parent. But the problem is, she had them and she needs to grow up. She doesn't want to; she wants to be a pampered princess for the rest of her life. She doesn't want responsibility or anything like that. She doesn't want people telling her what to do either. She wants to live her life the way she wants without thinking about consequences or how it may affect others.
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    I think what gets me about her deleting her comments is that she claims this is her job/career. Now some comments I agree are not constructive, but a lot actually are. If my boss told me what I could do better, I would not be able to tell her "Now that's just hateful, deleted!", I would take the comment and see what I could do to make sure I improve. For her job/career, I'm sorry to say, but she's really terrible at it. Her editing skills are average, a lot of her content is repetitive with her talking into the camera with the same empty words and phrases (IE: yeah and umm..., delightful, sweet, cute) and all sounding like a 4-year-old who is learning the English language, she actually graduated college? I have two subs to travel youtubers and their content is terrific: they do a small introduction to where they are going, what the journey was like getting there and a little history about the place they are visiting. They then visit around the area and film the shops, restaurants and attractions, then speak with locals about the area and their opinions. After the visit they talk about the pros and cons of being there. That's a travel vlog, not filming a bathtub, a donut (that you can get anywhere) or while you're driving on the road which is insanely irresponsible.

    How bored in life do you have to be to think this is interesting or entertainment?
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 1/3/2024, 11:10 PM) 
    Her IG post was edited from yesterday. To say for my work.

    Her YT description hasn't changed in a long time, it still has the social media links to her old name.

    Screenshot_20240103_150849_Instagram

    Thank you very much :)
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    I'm sorry, I've been so busy. Can someone catch me up? what was the "lights on" comment?
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    I know this sounds dramatic but I actually screamed when I was curious about the video and saw this picture. Can she stop with these really creepy smiles? :nervous:
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 12/9/2023, 10:29 PM) 
    QUOTE (NoLongerAvailable @ 9/12/2023, 22:21) 
    I wonder if Jen or Tens (or anyone) would be interested in Don if he didn’t have money…

    Of course someone would. His life would have been totally different, and the is pretty much someone for everyone. He may not appeal to me, but when he was 20 years younger, he could have attracted a few women. I look at one of my 4 brothers in law and I know the reason my sister married him was very well off. She is a narc, he treats her very well. No one in the family likes him, he has a huge ego. If he was not wealthy, she would have never looked at him, but a lot of others would have, I am sure. But it would never have been any of my 4 sisters.

    100%

    My sister is married to the total package:
    drug addicted
    hasn't held a job for more than 3 months in the 20+ years they've been together
    doesn't clean
    doesn't cook
    won't leave the house unless she pays for a trip to the bahamas
    watches tv and sleeps all day

    But she doesn't want to be alone so she never has and never will leave him. Don seemingly from what we've seen has flaws, but at least has a decent enough personality that will attract women. One of my friends is married to a man who is similar in personality and looks to Don, just a lot less money lol
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    The only thing I could assume when it comes to Jen's childlike mentality is that she really misses her childhood. If you think about it, what are the things we miss about childhood? No bills, having someone take care of the hard things, playing, vacations on someone else's dime, not having to worry about anything or anyone and all you have to do is just have fun. She's not showering, she does whatever she wants when she wants. The only difference is she won't get grounded, and she'll play the excuse that she's an adult when it's convenient.

    My husband had been promoted several years ago and wanted me to be a housewife because he felt I worked too much in my life. I did it for about 2 months, we didn't have any kids, I was living Jen's life. Not as extravagate, but still, I could hang with my friends whenever and go shopping and sleep in. But after the 2 months, I got bored. There's only so much I could do with my free time. I decided to go back to church and then eventually work for extra income. While I miss the free time occasionally, I'm glad I'm busy. It keeps me active, social and living life and not just letting it zoom by.

    I've thought outside the box and tried to figure if Jen has some kind of a mental illness, but I honestly think she really is just narcissistic and lazy. She's like a rock in a river, everything is passing her by. You could only live her life for so long before you're on your own too much over thinking things. Honestly, what grown man would want this? Not the kind that would provide her the lifestyle she wants. She can't provide anything: good looks, cooking, cleaning, decorating or organizing. She can't even figure out any goals or what she wants for her future. Her house is a representative of what her personality is: grey and dull.

    Her life will get worse socially. Her kids will grow into teenagers and will do their own things with their friends and that's when she'll want to spend time with them because now they're "more fun" but she's the old grey hag who offers guacamole and oat milk and talks to the camera all day and bike rides. Don's family have all moved on and rightfully want nothing to with her, I don't know why she thought his mom would still want to hang with her? That's his mom and he's moving on. She's pushing away her family aka "her people" and talking trash about them on the internet. She will be the old lady in the camera who will unfortunately die alone because of the situation she created.

    I feel lame complaining about a person I don't know personally, but I just can't believe how far she fell. She really did have it all and could have a wonderful future raising two beautiful babies. I can't have children and would love to have babies, but I figured if I can't, God has other paths for me to follow like helping others who need it and taking care of my husband, my family, house and puppy. She claims that she wants to inspire others, but what is there to inspire?

    Edited by Cheap Salmon - 12/9/2023, 10:31 PM
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