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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 8/5/2024, 17:11) 
    ^^ breath of fresh air!

    Also, breath of fresh HAIR!

    She looks clean and normal. Take notes, Jen!
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    Jen is such an ugly American. If she is going into her French phase she should learn there is more to the culinary delights of France. And look, a croissant is wonderful but I don’t think I would place it in the top 5 of delectable French foods. Maybe top 10…

    Jen is so boring that she just goes to a stereotype of French cuisine. Her butt in those jeans looks like a flattened croissant so I guess it tracks.
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    Y’all… is it wrong I’m so excited for the scolding we’re about to get.
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    Omg thanks for these in the wild pics!!!! These are amazing.

    If she ever needed more evidence those pants are too tight… Her butt has been flattened to look like a blob fish that has been pulled up too quickly from the ocean.

    That’s an obvious sign she’s squeezed in and the fabric is stretching and flattening her derrière.
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    I literally LOL’d when these pics were posted. Thank you for putting them here because I needed a solid laugh today.

    Every time I think nothing new can happen, these wonderful nuggets of hilarity pop up. She’s so mad about these photos and I LOVE THAT FOR HER.

    This means tomorrow she’s going to try and overcompensate when she has her photos taken. I can’t wait to see what she attempts to look smaller.
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    Even in these screen grabs you can see the spandex hugging her saddle bags and fupa. That should be a big red flag for her that it’s too small.

    Also, the gravy with scissors gif brings up a good point - maybe she has to keep buying new Crowned Athletics clothing because she ends up having to cut herself out of each outfit.
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 13/4/2024, 07:25) 
    How much money does Don have that he can retire at 40? With a wife and 5 kids?
    Wouldn’t Jen have almost the same amount of money if she got half?

    Don’s family also sold off their business I believe after the divorce. So that’s probably a nice chunk of change Jen will never see.
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    QUOTE (campjulie @ 4/2/2024, 03:01 AM) 
    Imagine having so little in your life that you print out your Instagram stories and staple them into a notebook that will ultimately end up in the trash.

    Agreed this is bad, but is it worse than cutting out and scrapbooking receipts and packaging for baked goods?
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    I’m getting New Orleans vibes from SMD and Tens. The fact that Tens can create more interest with one little photo than an hour long packing for a zillionth Disney race has to thigh chafe Beefy Gene.

    That’s officially the last we will ever see of that bikini.
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    True - there is a major difference between the serious athletes and Beefy Gene (I love this new nickname).

    But there are average people (and Gene may have money but she’s average) who also run Boston or many of the other local races all over the US. I’m going to use me and my friends as examples. Regular to plus size bodies, we’ve all done a number of Disney races, local cancer walks, and even the SF and LA marathons. The big difference is that we did it all as friends. It wasn’t about the finishing times but LITERALLY the fun we had along the way. The pre-game dinners at Cheesecake Factory, a day in the parks or at the friend’s house who had a pool after a race, cheering each other across the finish line, etc.

    This is ABSOLUTELY what Beefy Gene can never buy. I’m sure these races are blending into each other in her brain as much as ours. And to be honest, I only remember races as “the one where they gave us pie after,” or “the one where someone’s tracker stopped working at mile 4 and we all thought she had a medical injury until she surprised us at the finish line while we were trying to figure out how to get to her (for whatever reason she didn’t have a cellphone that day).”

    I can’t even watch her videos unless I have insomnia because it’s just so boring.

    Also I agree, she is not a size 6. Wouldn’t even care if she wasn’t so crazy about it.
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    QUOTE (Hike Travel Eat Eat Repeat @ 19/3/2024, 00:03) 
    If she gets another dog I am out. I can't see another dog with a broken spirit. :tearing-hair:

    If we’re lucky that dog will be a hyper terror and drive Gene nuts. The reincarnation and revenge of Winnie.
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    For the title:
    BPSOV Is The Real MVP
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    So sorry for everything you’re going through Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol .

    Please take care of you and your family. Many hugs and much love sent to all of you.

    Gene can wait, it’s not like she’ll do anything interesting anyway. lol
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    :hearty-laugh:
    “She is beauty, she is grace…”
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 25/2/2024, 01:11) 
    QUOTE (pASSHOLdEr @ 25/2/2024, 01:06) 
    I could have sworn in one of her stupid travel video opens she tried to jump in the intro. She’s walking around Blue when she does it. Maybe I’m just imagining it…

    pECAT-

    Hahahahah! Yes! That’s the one. Girl must have been practicing since then to get her legs up high enough.
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