The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Uncontrollable Resentment

  1. .
    ....moon water?? Just when I think she can't get more unhinged she manages to surprise me.

    She needs to pick a persona and stick to it.

    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 4/27/2024, 02:39 AM) 
    QUOTE (JudgyPants @ 4/27/2024, 02:31 AM)
    Imagine having a casual conversation about body lotion, and saying you don’t need to use it because the bath bombs you use leave an oily film on your body
    (Also known as reason #732 why Bakers don’t use ‘other peoples’ baths ☠️

    Its even more disturbing when you remember that she said D used her bath water. :sick: :nervous: :20130930103114-64d41b31:

    Still one of the grossest things I've heard. I love my husband but the thought of sitting in his used, tepid bathwater is absolutely revolting.
  2. .
    i was rewatching some old videos from right after Jen announced their split and wow she was SO different. She was hopeful and cheery and still taking care of herself. Don moving on before her REALLY threw her into a spiral she hasn't come out of yet.

    I would feel sad for her because she's clearly profoundly depressed with a raging ED, but she's an asshole and I can't muster much sympathy. She's also privileged enough to be able to seek out a great therapist and get herself some meds but she stubbornly refuses.
  3. .
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/12/2024, 06:39 PM) 
    No WAY does Fatty fit in a small. I’m 120 pounds and almost always buy a medium in workout clothes (I do like my blood to circulate, so there’s that). Maybe what she meant to say was “I ordered a size that’s too small”. :snickering:

    And that hair! My hair has been thinning since menopause and I have hypothyroidism. I have 50x more hair than Jen.

    I am the same weight as you and I also size up to a M in workout clothes, esp spandex like that. I can't imagine trying to work out while feeling like I'm stuffed into a sausage casing. There is no way a S is the correct size for her. And all for workout gear that she wears in her basement, alone.

    I'm so annoyed with how poorly she does...everything. She has so much time on her hands now, she could really get good at something! She could actually learn about proper fueling/macros etc and change her body composition if she wants. She could learn to cook nutritious and tasty food. Hell, she could even just subscribe to a healthy meal delivery service, which would be what I would do if I absolutely couldn't stop bingeing.
    (I have no issue with Jen or anyone else's body size but Jen obvi does want to change hers, no matter what she says about how she's happy with her body. But she refuses to do anything that would actually accomplish that)
  4. .
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/12/2024, 05:32 PM) 
    I watched the preview.

    She starts with justifying why she’s not washing her hair even though it’s due for a wash.

    FFS! JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR!

    omg so that's just...grease???? My god woman.
  5. .
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 3/28/2024, 04:22 PM) 
    I bet not only did she make him store his meat and dairy products in the garage, she let her disgust of his food be known while he was preparing and eating his food.

    She’s a mean, extremely selfish bitch.

    And now she mows down on all the meat, cheese, and real ice cream. She’s always liked chicken guys! And I don’t think she has ever once addressed that supposedly one of the reasons she stopped drinking milk or eating meat was because she cared about animals. How is she reconciling that in her head? Or did she never care about animal welfare. It was all just an eff you to Don the whole time?

    I don't think Jen ever truly cared about animal welfare. I think she was depressed with her marriage, and she cared about sticking it to Don. And was also hoping that a vegan diet would help her lose weight.

    I was vegetarian for several years and my cager was not. I could not imagine asking him to keep his food somewhere else. Jen was the only one in their house eating vegan---why couldnt SHE move her food outside the family fridge if it was that important to her?
  6. .
    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 3/18/2024, 09:28 PM) 
    If you have to do daily yoga, long deep stretching, foam rolling, vibrator gun, take baths with 3 pounds of epsom salts, have a team of PT and stretching people, now possibly adding cold plunge maybe you should go easier on your body.

    Thissss. I am Jen's age and I work out regularly but my body would revolt against 3 hrs of exercise/day. Her body would change dramatically if she cut back on the cardio and started eating better.
  7. .
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 3/14/2024, 03:29 AM) 
    I can’t imagine spending my day doing something I had convinced myself was one of my biggest joys and achievements in life, only to return to an empty room where I could excitedly share with …my camera.

    My husband and I ran a half marathon together shortly after we got married, many years back. We had fun, had some beers after, then went home and ordered a ton of pizza and took a long nap. It's a really good memory and I have no earthly idea what my medal looked like or where it is.
    She is so depressing.
  8. .
    QUOTE (Saygoodnightgraciedo @ 3/12/2024, 04:36 AM) 
    Off topic but just want to say I bought a Ellipse machine you can sit and use it and watch TV listen to music and get steps in I have a incurable rare lung disease so I’m limited but let me tell you in 2 weeks my legs never looked better I wish I could tell Chin her over priced Pelaton isn’t doing her any favors🤣 Oh and a wish bone needs to dry out for days before breaking and making a wish it I remember from my younger days my mom would hang it up to dry before we broke it the part time sitter has no clue 🙄

    I have a Peloton bike and my legs look amazing if I do say so myself lol.

    Jen just eats too much.
  9. .
    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 3/12/2024, 08:23 PM) 
    Her previous house with D*n was just better. It had better colors, furniture in all the rooms, and better lighting. When I watch her old videos now and see her in her old kitchen, I get so depressed at what she has done with her life. Her house is gray, her teeth are gray, her skin looks gray, and everything about her has just become sad.

    Agree. Jen can't decorate, but her old house at least had a lot of warmth. It felt like somewhere you would like to hang out (but you know, not with Jen lol). Her new house is just sad and sterile.
  10. .
    Is she afraid washing her hair more frequently will cause her to lose more of it or something? Jen, a clean and healthy scalp promotes hair growth. You aren't doing yourself any favors by holding out a week between wash days, especially when you exercise as much as you do.
    Her scalp has to be sooo dirty. 🤢
  11. .
    All that lip service to always wanting to be a SAHM and nurture her family, and she couldn't give two craps about Don's injury outside of the inconvenience it causes her. You know if it was the other way around she would expect Don to take care of the kids, house, and wait on her hand and foot without complaint.
  12. .
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 3/2/2024, 01:46 AM) 
    I decided to revisit this nonsense and just realized all her bitching about having to do 99% of…whatever, and “feeling unsupported and isolated” was during Don’s issues with his back. And Jen, in true Jen fashion, is only concerned with “what it means [for her] for the imminent future with two little ones”. As usual, screw Don’s serious back problems, poor wittle Jennie isn’t being pampered and actually has to put forth minimal effort to feed her own face and wipe her own ass (and maybe her small child’s—how caged!)

    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/1/2024, 12:56 PM) 
    Ah, yes. These precious family memories.

    image-processing20211021-3055039-1b87jyq

    She was such a terrible partner. Sometimes, Jen, when your spouse is sick or injured, you have to actually step it up. And there is no doubt in my mind that Don wouldn't have batted an eye if she wanted to hire someone to help out. She just needed to be a martyr.
  13. .
    QUOTE (Queen Beeeee @ 3/1/2024, 12:40 AM) 
    QUOTE (DonsiPad @ 29/2/2024, 23:16) 
    Jen is a prisoner to her diet and fitness. I almost feel bad for her but then I remember, it’s Asshole Jen.

    What diet????

    Her sugar inhaling diet????

    I think they mean "diet" as in the way she eats, haha. So yeah, the sugar inhaling diet that causes her to feel like she needs to work out for hours on end to try to counteract it (which doesn't work).
  14. .
    QUOTE (grilledcheesesandwiches @ 2/12/2024, 08:38 PM) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 12/2/2024, 20:07) 
    D** cheated by removing his ring before the divorce was finalized! Jen is a rule follower!!!

    Jen’s just pissed that Don was getting laid before the divorce (the hill I’ll die on is if they were separated but not yet divorced, he didn’t cheat) whereas several years post divorce she *still* hasn’t had any peen.

    100% agree with you on this. Jen was furious Don found someone before she did, so she made herself a victim of "cheating" because they were technically still married, even though they were separated.

    I'm not a big fan of Don's, but Jen absolutely caged herself. She never wanted to get a job so she pretended to be helpless and childlike so that Don/the Rosses would take care of her and not expect too much from her. She created that role all on her own and Don went along with it, until they had kids and he expected her to step it up. Suddenly now it's his fault she's so stunted. Even blaming him for why she didn't vote (like she even ever thought about politics!). Nothing we've learned about Don would lead me to believe he wouldn't support her in anything she chose to do.
  15. .
    I'm a Lashify convert and haven't worn mascara in a couple years, but when I did I only wore tubing (Thrive Causemetics).

    It's so weird to me that Jen now acts like she hasn't the faintest clue about makeup when she used to have SO MUCH and would put on a full face every day.
417 replies since 21/5/2021
.