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Posts written by Uncontrollable Resentment

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    How long will Jen go before acknowledging that her kids aren't just with "their dad," they're with a family that includes Tens and new siblings?
    She was so big on coparenting and being friendly until Tens came along and now she won't mention Don by name.
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 11/6/2022, 06:14 PM) 
    QUOTE (Uncontrollable Resentment @ 11/6/2022, 05:51 PM) 
    Oh gosh I LOVE my Vuori joggers, they're my favorite clothes I own and I have four pairs now lol. They're heavenly.
    That said, they are absolutely hideously unflattering on Jen and she needs to ditch hers.

    Why? I seriously don’t understand. They are sooooo thin. I’d never be comfortable wearing clothing that thin on my bottom half. The material is seriously thinner than any of my tights. They are basically thin underwear material. Which is fine for underwear, but for me, not fine for a pair of pants! I feel like they are at best lounge pants or pjs. And why in the world are they so expensive??

    I wear my black ones everywhere--they aren't see through or anything. The other colors are more daily wear-around-the-house pants for me. I'm a SAHM and I wear a lot of athleisure and they're the comfiest things I own. They're SO durable too. Did you get the performance joggers? I know they make many kinds but I've only tried the performance ones so I can't speak to the quality of any others.
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 11/6/2022, 07:32 AM) 
    Okay, I am dumb. I bought those Vuori joggers. They are TERRIBLE. The material is soooo thin. The only place I’d ever be comfortable wearing them is in my house when nobody else would be over. They are thinner than T shirt material and thinner than Zella tights. They are basically the thickness of underwear fabric. I have no idea why anybody would recommend these things. And they are expensive AF. They are going back. I’d never wear them out of my house.They are awful. Don’t believe the hype!!

    Oh gosh I LOVE my Vuori joggers, they're my favorite clothes I own and I have four pairs now lol. They're heavenly.
    That said, they are absolutely hideously unflattering on Jen and she needs to ditch hers.
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    Jen will spend all this time making useless scrapbook pages about ~herself~ but won't bother to volunteer at her children's school.
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    Jen has a LOT of nerve throwing Don/the Rosses under the bus. Jen was perfect happy to be caged when it meant she didn't have to do anything; she was an anxious mess and Don and the Rosses let her live like a perpetual child. She loved her life of faffing around and shopping and spending her days however she wanted. Only when she had kids and was expected to grow up even a little did she become a caged victim.
    Take some responsibility for yourself and acknowledge that you picked Don because he gave you exactly the lifestyle you wanted at the time.
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    THAT. HAIR.

    Jen, please go to a professional salon and get a nice shorter cut, and then buy all the products they tell you to and get rid of your Jennifer Garner hair care. For all the money she spends on pointless travel I don't understand why she won't go to a good hairdresser.
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    Even in the older videos, like their last trip to Disney, I don't think the kids act in public the way they have to do at home to get Jen's attention.
    CC was polite and calm as she met Disney princesses and got her makeover. I think they are probably bored when they're with Jen and have to be loud to try to get some attention from their mom while she ignores them for her Peloton or locks them out while she films a video. (Either way to be clear, I don't judge kids; they are not little adults and shouldn't be expected to behave as such all the time. My middle is disabled and has behavior issues and I'm sure we are judged a lot.)
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    Jen specifically picked Don because he had money and because he could give her the lifestyle she wanted---which was being a housewife. She would have imploded if he suggested she go out and get a job after they got married and to suggest that she was kept down because of him is ridiculous.
    Don adored her even though she nothing for the home except fill it with junk and then containers to organize that junk. She had a cleaner, and Don did the majority of the cooking. She was perfectly content to faff around the house, busy herself running pointless errands, and host the exact same parties over and over again. Only after Don expected her to do the bare minimum of mothering did she start to resent him.
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    QUOTE (BinThereRebrandedThat @ 9/19/2022, 01:53 PM) 
    If I was working out 4 hours a day and didn’t have an outline of my quad to show for it I would stop working out that much.

    If I looked like that after alllllll that working out, I would eat less crap. That's Jen's problem. All her muscles are buried under a thick layer of fat. I bet if she cleaned up her crappy diet she would see tons of muscle definition. I work out maybe 1/3 the amount that Jen does but I look like I'm in better shape than her even though he outputs on the bike dwarf mine.
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    That Hamptons video of Jen not offering to make another portion for Suze when Suze thought she was cooking for the family was so awkward. I can't believe Jen left that in, I would have been mortified. Suze was such a generous MIL to her and she just calmly tells her "I only made enough for one." What a bitch.
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    How about at Charlotte's kindergarten graduation when you made the entire thing about yourself and how you were triggered, Jen? Saying the day "sucked" with no mention of it being a special day for your daughter.

    Natural mother, indeed.
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    I feel like the "wahhh no other adult in the house" spiel is to let the world know she has it harder than Tens because Tens has Don and a nanny. Guess what Jen, I guarantee you Tens spends more time with your kids than you do even with those other adults to help. She plans outings and makes them delicious meals while you lock them out so you can work out or film videos.
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    Oh please. If mothering is so natural and easy for her then why was she bitching and moaning when she had to "solo" parent more than she thought she should while Don was working/having back problems. She was happy as a clam before she had kids and anyone who watched her videos could see the transition in her mood after she had them.
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    Don, Donny and Tens will all have fabulous parties for their birthdays.

    Jen will turn 40 alone and not have any kind of party
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    I hate her "never comment on anyone's body" schtick. I'll believe that when she starts scolding people who tell her she looks great. Jen LOVES receiving positive comments about her body. What she really means is, don't ever hint that I might be big or it's BOdY ShAMInG.
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