The Gossip Bakery

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    I honestly believe she just goes there to hang out and eat and the races are the excuse to go there.
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    This aligns with picking her nose, burping on camera, swallowing large mouthfuls of food whole, picking her teeth, food in her teeth, waking up on camera, orange residue lips, somebody said they heard farts, greasy hair, complaining about wiping, pee rag on a public grill, pee jar in the car, long toenails. What else is there? Say what about having the Real D, having to have the 'real thing'???
    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/15/2024, 12:17 PM) 
    It's not tugging. At this stage, it's digging a tunnel to China.

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    I can't imagine eating theme park foods and takeout almost all month, every month.
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    I use MyFitnessPal and I just increased my calories. My sugar goal for the day is 45 grams and I still think that sounds like a lot, but it says a small apple is 15 grams. I can't imagine cake & a peanut butter cold brew. All the self love talk and being gentle with yourself don't make eating like this healthy.
    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 4/13/2024, 09:30 AM) 
    Because I was curious and we know food tracking is triggering for her... Jen's protein smoothie was 440 calories, 46g protein, 59g carbs, 3g fat, 34g sugar.

    Add in her "breakfast snack" and between her breakfasts she consumed 692 calories, 55g protein, 93g carbs, 13g fat, and a whopping 42g of sugar.

    Bakers have been saying for years she needs to up her protein, but she also needs to cut her sugar. I count my macros and her smoothie had more sugar than I consume in an day.
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    I really don't know, but I always guessed it was between $8-12 million. Although now, I also believe Mr. 1% grossly inflated his wealth. I think her house was overpriced and depreciated, the car depreciated, so did the Toyota (I'm not calling that car blue). I wouldn't know where to begin to compute what DVC's are worth. So I would have said maybe $4-6 million but I do enjoy the idea that it's less.
    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 4/12/2024, 09:25 PM) 
    How much do you all think she is worth?? I have no idea, but I am going with 10-15 million. eta. as in total financial assets-
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    Ummm... I am *almost* speechless. This is a multimillionaire. Extravagant wealth, sycophants who pay her, revolting hygiene, general contempt of people and her own family, condescending comments while practically begging for friends. I think all of it is just vulgar. And I think the 2 guys commenting, come on man, it's offensive to me. Filth, feet, camel toe, outfits, stuffed animals, obscene amount of candy.

    Is looking like this the answer? Is it supposed to attract and keep friends, or any healthy adult men? Be a role model for kids? Attract subscribers or patrons? I think all of this looks like a culmination of everything that she said works for her. And here it all is.
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    Disney was D**'s. So was Dr. Who, and I think Star Wars. I think it's a way to get even, reclaim it like "it's mine now". I think it's because that's all she knew and has no identity of her own, just mirrors whoever she fixates on. There's a video where she admits that Disney is so tied to her ex, and that's why she couldn't venture into the parks alone now.

    I don't think she can do anything in moderation. If she likes anything, she has to overindulge and I think she overindulges because she's a bottomless pit. I don't think she can ever feel sated. Orla Kiely, advent calendars, craft supplies, Pottery Barn desks, Stony Clover, Peloton.

    I think going hardcore about everything makes her feel like she's winning. I think an example is the militant plant based food. I really am plant based! Look at me come home and put vegan cheese on my breakfast sandwich! But none of it is sustainable so when she can't do it anymore she changes the rules and it becomes somebody else's fault, like being "allergic" to D**.
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    This is how I picture Jen after filming her recaps.

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    Did they not have croissants at the famous Stein Eriksen Sunday Brunch? I think this is just the latest fixation she's going to eat it and take pictures of it ad nauseam and after some time pretend she only eats bread seasonally. Again.
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    I can't wait to see her half face selfies, eyes closed with the Grand Canyon in the background, maybe a single tear on her cheek. Like the Grand Canyon is photobombing her selfies.

    Did she remember to bring the drone with her to take some aerial pictures? No, I don't think so. I think she thinks her face is the only thing worth capturing in all this travel.
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    She wanted the Rose Gold Coil!!!
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    This looks spontaneous, like he was suddenly overcome with passion!

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    I think the only reason he lost weight was to go on Tinder and find someone else. His Tinder profile said he was hypersexual, and I think that's all he thought about or cared about. Secondary, I think is showing off his (or his dad's) wealth.

    I think he should have been concerned that his wife sat around all day everyday doing nothing for a decade and a half - and he chose to have kids with her. There were other clear signs besides moving his food supply into the garage.
    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 4/2/2024, 12:56 PM) 
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    Pudgy oafy Don fell in love with his kids and decided to get serious and lose weight probably to get the back problems under control so he could rough house and play with them and golf lol and men lose weight differently so it came off of him quickly and he put on muscle and he was getting attention and praise and the balance was all out of wack and she couldn't set and simmer and that's it
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