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| QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 7/4/2024, 22:35) I have to catch up but Jenbo is back in Utah.
It’s possible she didn’t even go to the Grand Canyon on this trip. So strange.
Thanks to whoever nominated this title on my behalf… Jenny will always be a stupid fuckie 🤣
The cager and I laughed so hard that I had to nominate it off the bat 😂 it’ll forever be one of my favorite things said on this board and there are a lot of funny people here.
Do we think she’s in Utah crying while eating a stale croissant and tossing her wedding ring into a body of water to rest eternally with the one That Man lost? |
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| I remember thinking back when she pulled that last minute desperate stunt, “what a one-upping cow rushing to book a Disney cruise before their Disney trip with their real family.” She only did it out of spite, not because she truly wanted to share a fun experience with the Circumstances. Jokes on her because D&T don’t strike me as the types that force their kids to carry musty old stuffies around the parks nor do they only allow them to get on 3 baby rides before they have to eat popcorn for dinner on a dirty hotel floor and be in bed by 7pm. The memories Gene makes for those kids are truly forgettable ones.
Now she’s going to carry stale croissants as a traveling companion to take Instagram selfies with? This insufferable bitch 🙄 |
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| QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/4/2024, 20:04) She must be at the airport, scrolling through Instagram again 🙄
No time to edit though.
And you’d be correct  she’s so predictable, it’s simultaneously sad and funny
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| QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 3/4/2024, 18:23) She is at WDW during Go Wild, it is another wogDisney.
😵💫 how many of these things are there?! I love running and I love Disney (just not together) and it’s the last thing I’d ever want to do. |
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| | So do we know where the filthy Fartrunner is? My planner friend is ready to Go Wild in Dallas from April 18-21 and Martha Stewart is a keynote speaker so I was wondering if Beefy was attending. |
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| Her life has always been about ME ME ME! There’s no room in Gene’s life for anyone but herself.
I have a friend who is a flight attendant and she asked if I wanted to accompany her to Hawaii on her friend pass. The one told her fiancé can’t go and she asks me. I had to decline. Know why? Because I already committed to helping with hockey camp with a mom friend of mine for our youngest Circumstances. Does this tired educator wish she could go to Hawaii for a few days? Absolutely! But I’m not dumping my responsibilities to my kid, her friends, my friend, or anyone else that’s counting on me. That’s something that undeserving rich asshole will never relate to but most of us here will because we’re responsible adults with real lives. |
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| | Let me get this straight, she just returned from a 10 day trip and said she’s leaving on another trip in 3 days but she’s only booked the outgoing flight & has no idea where she’s staying or what she’s doing there? Well thank goodness for those patrons who are paying poor single mama Jen to keep the lights on at home while she’s never there. What a frivolous life. And I already know what she’s doing when she gets wherever she’s going, she’s gonna stuff her face. |
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| QUOTE (Miss Pie @ 31/3/2024, 20:44) For whatever reason he has convinced himself that he has been unhappy and unsettled the whole time he’s lived in NY.
He’s taking a page out of Jen (formerly) Ross’s book. He’s rewriting history to fit his narrative. He’s trying to gaslight his followers (and himself) that he was never at home in NY, that things never quite felt right, but moving back to the Charlotte area is where he always belonged. Never once heard him complained about where he lived until now. All of a sudden 🙄 |
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| | Today, I’m giving thanks to my seasonally appropriate God for blessing me with structurally sound feet that don’t require me to wear clown shoes or orthopedic granny sandals. It’s an Easter miracle! |
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| QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 29/3/2024, 23:38) Omg, the cards that go with the rubber ducks 😂
Lucky, lucky
You found a
Duckie
Um…
Read the rules
You stupid
Fuckie
The cager and I are
It would make an awesome thread title
LuckyLuckyYouFoundADuckieReadTheRulesYouStupidFuckieUnlikeJen
I don’t think she sleeps naked, I’m sure she made it up to try and sound edgy, sexy, cool, etc. but all she did was give everyone nightmares and a serious case of the pukes. |
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| | How bad must her self esteem be if she constantly has to remind herself that she is enough? The spiraling continues. |
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I can’t get over what a stocky beefcake she’s become. I love that for her. |
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| QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 26/3/2024, 05:55) QUOTE (Curveball @ 26/3/2024, 05:13) Would a kind baker be willing to post a picture of the white dress? I cannot bear to watch the video. It's the Nellie Eyelet dress by Carve. Included photo of how it looks on the model on their website. (IMG: https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0325_235209.jpg)
I would sob uncontrollably if the dress looked like a big white tent on me and like that on that model  it’s 2 sizes too small anyway. Just looking at her sausage uniboob is making my own hooters cry out in pain. |
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| | She has to overcomplicate every little thing she does to fill the void of a meaningless life. Absolutely nobody is asking her to film these boring, repetitive “pack & chat” videos. Not a single soul. It’s the same shit on a different day just like the rest of her life. It’s all so mundane, predictable, and depressing AF. |
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she’s aging rapidly & horribly. The dark circles under her sunken eyes, sun damage, dry crusty lips, jowls, wrinkles everywhere, deep set lines around her mouth, the ever growing Gonzo schnoz. I’m truly horrified but I’m happy for her because it’s what she deserves 
keep it up, Gene!