FromHonoraryMelissaToHonoraryProducerLikeJen Pt. 407

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    QUOTE (National State Park @ 5/6/2023, 03:10) 
    2. I'd like to go back and rewatch some of her YouTube videos from the "in between time" (post kids, pre divorce) but I just can't bring myself to give this witch any views! Is there a way to watch them without actually going to her channel?

    Replace “YouTube.com” with “yewtu.be”.

    A couple cooking videos:
    SPOILER (click to view)
    Complains about it:


    Has given up on it:


    Divorce timeline through May 2021 (note there are some errors, I’m working on an update): #entry451556224
     
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    She thought so little of him. She was completely blindsided to realize he was, in fact, more of a catch than she was or ever will be :lol:
     
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    I think it was speculated she flew back with the kids because one minute she was in Utah basking by the pool then the next day she was home with the kids or something like that. There was never a "this is our last day" or anything like that... and she never spoke of it again and never even mentioned the trip home. After that she ballooned up FAST in weight (a couple months later was the famous putting the dining room table together pic) so it was clear she had been eating her feelings.
     
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    Jen catching Don was just luck. She had very little to offer except the looks she had and an ample bosom. She played him like a fiddle with her pwincess persona. At the time Don was young and incredibly awkward. He's more seasoned now, and moved up to Don Don Daddy Steak according to Tens.
     
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    Don finding Tens was better than we could have imagined. The perfect character to knock Pwincess Jennifer off her Swavorski pedestal. As MLK reminds us, "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice".
     
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    Lol, can’t even make meatloaf for dummies in exchange for him working all day, making millions…?

    What an actual joke.
     
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    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 6/4/2023, 11:10 PM) 
    Lol, can’t even make meatloaf for dummies in exchange for him working all day, making millions…?

    What an actual joke.

    That was pretty pathetic for sure. Everything was laid out in front of her with pictures! How hard could it be? And it was meatloaf, green beans and mashed potatoes—pretty basic fare. She just didn’t want to do anything for anybody.
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 5/6/2023, 05:16) 
    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 6/4/2023, 11:10 PM) 
    Lol, can’t even make meatloaf for dummies in exchange for him working all day, making millions…?

    What an actual joke.

    That was pretty pathetic for sure. Everything was laid out in front of her with pictures! How hard could it be? And it was meatloaf, green beans and mashed potatoes—pretty basic fare. She just didn’t want to do anything for anybody.

    Too much effort for PWINCESS Jennifuh Woth.
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 5/6/2023, 04:16) 
    QUOTE (National State Park @ 5/6/2023, 03:10) 
    2. I'd like to go back and rewatch some of her YouTube videos from the "in between time" (post kids, pre divorce) but I just can't bring myself to give this witch any views! Is there a way to watch them without actually going to her channel?

    Replace “YouTube.com” with “yewtu.be”.

    A couple cooking videos:


    Divorce timeline through May 2021 (note there are some errors, I’m working on an update): #entry451556224

    Thank you!! :6792:
     
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    The big HF meatloaf meal was for Valentine’s Day. She didn’t show a big display of flowers, chocolates and pretties from Don. Seems the process of blowing up her life was well underway.
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 5/6/2023, 04:33) 
    I think it was speculated she flew back with the kids because one minute she was in Utah basking by the pool then the next day she was home with the kids or something like that. There was never a "this is our last day" or anything like that... and she never spoke of it again and never even mentioned the trip home. After that she ballooned up FAST in weight (a couple months later was the famous putting the dining room table together pic) so it was clear she had been eating her feelings.

    I remember thinking I missed something but this explains it. Thank you! I would love to see the live feed of this trip for sure! And it totally "tracks" for Jen to make a huge deal about not flying bc of Covid and then take her young kids and fly a week later.
     
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 5/6/2023, 04:50) 
    Don finding Tens was better than we could have imagined. The perfect character to knock Pwincess Jennifer off her Swavorski pedestal. As MLK reminds us, "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice".

    I remember commenting before we found Tens that as much as I hoped whoever she was would one-up Jen (or, as it turned out… one million-upped Jen 🤣) there was a piece of me that wished Don would find someone fat and ugly so Jen would have to recognise that she was SO horrible that Don left her ‘for that’. Now, I don’t think she would have made that realisation, other than consoling herself “heh, I’m better than her” but I am glad that Tens is so much better than Jen in every way we can publicly ascertain
     
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 6/4/2023, 09:48 PM) 
    Shoot, I am tempted to trade October for July. October is clearly pivotal, but to see that final trip to the Hamptons! Jen should sell the rights to Lifetime.

    "Undertow in the Hamptons-a Marriage in Peril: the Don and Jennifer Ross Story" Meredith Baxter Birney could play Suzanne, and maybe they could get Tom Hanks in a cameo as Poopsie.

    Meredith Baxter (she dumped the Birney decades ago) is 75. Tom Hanks in 66. Is Suze that old?
     
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    Can any mama explain wtf she meant when she said she ate more butter to fatten up her boob milk?
     
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    ^^ no. too old for Ssuzanne, I just associate her with lifetime---We could use Valerie Bertinelli or Tori Spelling Screenshot_2023-06-05_12 Screenshot_2023-06-05_12_0

    Edited by ShiseidoCottonPad - 6/5/2023, 07:01 AM
     
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