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    QUOTE (Lipstick&Lashes @ 12/5/2023, 04:24 PM) 
    Latest video snips…
    YSL bag…it’s expensive but not crazy expensive ($2400) seriously says it’s a practical price… the coach bag is waaay better and a 1/4 of that…
    Did you guys notice she unboxed it
    UNDER the camera…so we can’t see the boxes (replica boxes)
    Like I said Lisa…. There’s no shame in a great dupe/copy/replica….why is it such a stretch for you…..
    Women nowadays are savvy, supporting themselves, and saving all the damn money in their accounts not blowing money $2500 a pop…you discust me with your greed….
    They have no No bitcoin to use…just their own hard work….
    Not you though your gonna smear that greed all over, like that hamburger grease you love…

    I own that Coach bag, and it’s far superior than the YSL. In person it looks and feels cheap. The Coach is a great everyday bag. If Lisa were smart, she would have really promoted the Coach. There will be more women who can afford a great, everyday bag than a 4-figure bag that doesn’t fit much of anything. Not everything purchased needs to be “special:.
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    Recently, I have been to some of these stores from the $2500 hauls. There’s not any one of them that I could imagine spending $100 much less $2500. The clothes are either ugly or of poor quality/cheap-looking. These stores have cute things, but Lisa, like Marni, seem to have an uncanny ability to choose the ugliest, most ill-fitting ones.
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    I workout daily (not for hours like Jen because…work). I like to be comfortable. Yet, I need everything to stay in place. Not too tight because I need to move and breathe.

    I cannot fathom working out in those outfits that Jen wears. They are so TIGHT. How does Jen even pack all of those hips, thighs and boobs in those clothes?! It looks so suffocating and uncomfortable. Hell, I wrestle with taking off my sports bra after a particular grueling workout. How does Jen do it without hurting herself and others? My mind is truly blown at the reality of that workout wear.
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    It’s cute that Jen thinks DAT ASS is a size small.

    And delusional.
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    Lisa may not look so scrawny if she lifted dumbbells that are more than 5 pounds and get over being sweaty.
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    Lisa has officially gone off the deep end. At least she didn’t wear the clear heels and a pair of fishnets.
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    The bag is not new. I think she’s had it for a while.

    That outfit is so sloppy. Nothing is fitted to balance anything else that is oversized. Also, cargo pants do no one any favors. I have yet to see a pair that look good on anyone.
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    With my second kid, I had morning sickness all day, everyday. Then, it was discovered that I had acid reflux which came with a large bottle of Tums carried in my handbag at all times. Add the laundry list of foods to avoid at all costs. I gained 10 pounds less than I did with my first kid. On top of that, I was working full-time as a teacher.

    I wouldn’t wish that pain and misery on anybody.

    Except Alex. If what happened to me happens to Alex, it’s going to be a LONG pregnancy. At least I had a real job to keep my mind off of things.
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    Jen is never going to make that house a home until she comes to the realization that her life of being a Ross is over. Her house literally looks as though she is packing for a move. Jen has the bare essentials out to live until moving day. Decorating the house and making it warm, cozy, and inviting is a sign that her old life is definitively over. This is her new reality. Jen is not ready to face that reality. Hence, the empty, bare bones house.

    This house mimics Jen’s current life perfectly because it has no life. I’ve seen better homes that are staged for an Open House.
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    I don’t get Jen beating up her body like that. I work out with pretty heavy weights. However, I have scoliosis and am very careful with certain exercises. I modify and go lighter. Sometimes, I do low impact when I do cardio. Punishing my body is not something that I’m interested in doing. Jen is ruining the structure of her body and for what? She’s chunky. Grey-skinned. I’m not understanding the pay-off.

    Also, aren’t these Disney Run costumes are supposed to be cute? That dress is beyond ugly.
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    Those leggings are begging for mercy. Size up, Jen. No one knows or cares what your size is. You’re husky.

    Is that coffee?

    It is AMAZING that Jen exercises for HOURS, and DAT ASS looks like that. I work out 30-45 minutes a day, and I look nothing like that. Then again, I don’t eat sugar-laden treats three times a day.

    Finally, I don’t know how Jen is going to speed walk with that bunion pounding on the asphalt/concrete. It looks so painful.
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    If Alex thinks that she’s broke now, wait until the baby has all of these appointments for the first 15 months. I recall getting an itemized bill for an appointment. One of my kid’s vaccines was $1,000! That didn’t include the cost of the visit. Luckily, we’ve always had good jobs with good health insurance. It cost $8500 to have a no-frills, natural (I didn’t have to pay for a anesthesiologist)birth 19 years ago. I can’t imagine what it is now. Instead of buying unnecessary &15,000 appliances, Alex should have been saving up for this poor baby.

    I guess Alex is going to have to be like the poors and go to a free clinic or get…GASP…ObamaCare.
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    Even if Marnie was not promoting that dress, I still wouldn’t wear it. Way too much fabric in the front. It looks so heavy especially with the tweed jacket. Neither of which go with the sandals. Black trousers, white button down top, and black leather, pointy toe pumps would have looked basic. However, it’s a far superior outfit that that ill-fitting, cheap looking dress.

    All of these women can’t put together a decent, cohesive outfit to save their lives. Pinterest is your friend. Look up tweed jacket outfits. Look in your closet and create an outfit from the picture. It’s not that hard.
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    Well, add $1300 to the total for the heart bag. What. A. Waste. Lisa’s never going to carry that again.

    Well, at least she’s not carrying a granny bag like Marnie.
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    I don’t care about this whole “quiet luxury” trend. For me, it has become a trend more towards being judgmental and less about a fashion trend. To each their own. I like a logo, and I have no judgement on anyone that wants to wear head-to-toe, multiple different logos. Do you, boo.

    When it comes to Lisa, I’m putting on my judge-y pants. This is all Lisa’s feeble, juvenile attempt to look young and wealthy. On her, it comes off as being tacky.

    In bags alone, Lisa has spent $8500. The extra bag strap for that Fendi is $920. It boggles my mind that Lisa spent $10,000+ in just handbags to look cheap. I cannot fathom spending that kind of money just to look like that. It’s not just the handbags. Hotel, meals, flights, extra shopping trips, new outfits, tickets to the convention, extra filler, hair appointments, and more have got to put her in the $20,000-$25,000 range on money spent for this trip.

    I KNEW that Lisa would look a mess, and she did not disappoint.
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