The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ColdOne

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    I didn't realize her PD days were for when she was feeling "blue," I thought they were supposed to be fun. She's always shopped to get a high and avoid the depression she's had since she was a teen.

    The way she wears jewelry like a 12-year-old cracks me up--earrings, necklace, bracelets, watch, ring. On repeat 🤖

    Don giving her an allowance!! Did she have to remind him to deposit every quarter? How awkward.
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    QUOTE (Queen Beeeee @ 4/13/2024, 12:33 PM)
    Just think what she must look like from behind in that hideous get up!

    Lumpy & dumpy

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    I can't believe this is her life. She is missing a conscience or a soul or something to be like this, contributing absolutely nothing to the world. The only thing she thinks about all day, every day is spending Don's money. No wonder her mental health is in the shitter, she's an awful human.
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    I loathed that vlog. I can't stand moronic, fat Jen talking about food and nutrition. She looked like a massive fat cow in those workout outfits. Listening to her talk about her workouts and pseudo-health promoting activities is enraging. I hope she goes bankrupt trying to lose weight while continuing to sabotage herself with every meal.
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    She's the perfect robot to follow a meal plan & eat the same things every single day, god knows why she didn't do that 15 years ago. She always thinks she knows best and *this* is the result.
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    Damn, she looks so fat in all that Spandex
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    I'm honestly shocked that many of her granny loser fans can navigate Patreon
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    She would be a nightmare administrative assistant, barking, “I need everyone to spell their name phonetically!!” See you in HR, Karen.
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    Her hair is the worst!! She's so gross.

    AM
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    Every single one of those Patrons are visitors of the Bakery. Not a single person ever says, "Omg there is a horrible place called the Gossip Bakery that says horrible things about you!" out of concern. And no one has asked, "What was going on with your mental breakdown in December? Everything good?" They all read here and know everything she doesn't want them to know.

    Diane is either a Baker who tricked her into revealing her loner bday cruise or someone who needs to be supervised 24/7 for her own safety

    AM
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    QUOTE (Free CC @ 11/4/2024, 11:05) 
    All I can think about watching her in that Air B&B are how many scorpions that are probably hiding everywhere.

    All I can think of are the unknown, unwashed strangers who have banged on every surface of that home, in every tub & cattle trough, bleh. Jen is too sexless to even consider it.
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    She’s not even holding the croissant like a mustache OR a smile. Useless, no-humour-having idiot.
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    That's classy, introducing your family to your married boyfriend.
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    Her disgusting hand gestures with that lug nut on her finger

    PM
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    She's got a black eye from crying about her awful life

    PM
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