The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TuesdayErrands

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    We’ve known for a long time that there are Jenions here at the Bakery. The reactions to Don’s remarriage have made it even more obvious. The fact that Tens exists really drives them crazy. Every time she makes a move, all of the Jenion lurkers come out of the woodwork. I fully believe that many of them are talking shit on both platforms - Patreon and the Bakery. Weirdos.
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    Jen is so desperate to accomplish something that she’s out there dry heaving on the sidewalk for a meaningless Disney 5k. Worst of all, it’s a virtual 5k, which she ran all by herself. Why? Is she really that bothered by all of the attention that Tens is getting from her gardening? This is sad.

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    That sentence is very unclear, but I think she’s trying to show us that she now has a privacy fence. How long has it been now - 2.5 years?
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    Jen must have gotten so many messages questioning why she prioritizes spending money on herself. If that fence pleases her so much, why did she wait so long to get it installed?

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    Edited by TuesdayErrands - 7/30/2022, 05:54 PM
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    I’m way behind on these threads. I only just found the wedding photos you all were talking a week ago.

    Edited by zizizouzou - 31/7/2022, 09:55
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    So Jen got bored and decided to stir up some drama. Her followers are now arguing with each other in the IG comments. Does this sort of thing make her happy?
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    The majority of Jen’s social circle (pre-divorce) were her older relatives. She probably picked up some of their vocabulary and phrasing.
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    How long until Jen’s paying customers on Patreon start to openly question why she keeps pretending that her children’s other family doesn’t exist? It’s just bizarre, especially because she’s spent so much time repeating the fake single mama narrative. There are many Jenions reading along at the Bakery. Not all of them are naive.
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    QUOTE (Bathroom Knife @ 6/6/2022, 02:48) 
    She showed the lock combination # to access Nordlys. I don’t think they rotate numbers either since it looks like she punched in 1,2,3,4. What a dummy. ^U^

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    Good catch. If it’s not 1-2-3-4, it’s very close. So the owner really set the most simple combination and rolled the dice. It really is a Dateline episode waiting to happen.
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    I wonder what Jill and Gravy think about their daughter suddenly relying on the Boyles family, after many years of considering them to be beneath the royal Rosses.
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    I would never stay in a glass box in the middle of a big open space, even if I had a group of people with me. I would be so uneasy the whole time. Jen, however, doesn’t believe in window coverings so I’m not surprised at her choice of a “relaxing” getaway. She just doesn’t think that anything bad will ever happen to her. (Despite all her talk about walking through fires.) This woman has been protected her whole life.
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    Jen’s problem is that she’s still stuck on the 90’s perception of the ideal body type - rail thin with no curves. This is unattainable for most people. She’s always trying to hide her lower half, but everything just draws attention to that area. Boy shorts draw the eye directly downward by making the hips and thighs look more prominent. That horizontal line goes across the widest part of the leg.

    If Jen would just get with the times, she would see no one is ashamed of having an ass. There is no point in trying to keep up with the beauty standards from your preteen years when you’re nearly 40. You can’t change your body type, so you might as well embrace it.
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    I see she’s back to her defiant teen persona. :rolleyes: Posting a super cool edgy temporary tattoo for attention, then snapping back at her followers when she gets what she asked for. Her DMs must have been full of people who were genuinely concerned about her obvious midlife crisis. Is this what perimenopause looks like?
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    I wonder what’s made Jen so insecure about her looks all of a sudden… :shifty:
    She’d rather use filters than go to a dermatologist, who would be able to prescribe her an effective skincare routine. As long as she refuses to take advice, Jen will never be able to change the things she dislikes about herself.
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