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Votes taken by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    I'm 4.5 months pp, and the shedding is REAL.

    I would feel for her, but she's a DOUCHE CANOE.

    So, I don't.
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    That's all she has. Cheap medals from a greedy corporation to keep her warm at night.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 4/19/2024, 05:46 PM) 
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/19/2024, 05:32 PM) 
    Type 2 Diabetes on the horizon.

    Seriously. There is a lot of talk about her body changes on here and lying about pant sizes..but to me it is way more than that. This woman's body is becoming wrecked health wise. She does all the WRONG things, between just "fueling" herself with what her emotions or taste buds want 24/7 (which she somehow thinks is 'intuitive' and 'uncaged') and stressing a body not made for this type of stressful activity. Between the pounding and the weight gain her joints are going to give up early, she will be miserable and in pain. She thinks she needs a "team" of therapists now? Just you wait. Not to mention the complete whack hormone situation she has going on.

    ALso, how does someone release so much sweat yet look so bloated and like she is retaining so much fluid? Are the epsom baths, electrolytes, and stinger waffles really necessary for a 5K?

    I walk a 5k about daily, pushing a stroller that, with kids, is probably an extra 40 lbs up and down gentle hills.....I'm 4 mos. pp, and I can assure you, there are no electrolyte supplements, waffles or anything of the sort. I'm also delighted to learn that even though I'm 5'10" 158 lbs at the moment, I'm really a 000000 at Carve.
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    She doesn’t have curly hair. Waves at best, and that’s being generous.
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    QUOTE (Auxiliary Water @ 5/4/2024, 20:49) 
    She lets her kids play by themselves in the shallow pool while she goes to another deck to stuff her face with apps from the concierge lounge.

    Seriously?!?!???

    I guess there aren’t child predators on Disney cruises…..?
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 5/4/2024, 19:16) 
    Dr. Now is one of my favorite people. :D "You've got 600 pounds of food in you."

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc10680413/...41000_QL80_.jpg)


    This one's for Kristin.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc10680413/...fb7d731206d.jpg)

    Dr now is a slaying king and legend. Sharp as a tack and tells it like it is.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 5/4/2024, 06:23) 
    Scary ….

    I’m upping my estimate to 500 lbs.
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    She’s utterly average looking with subpar style. He’s just ugly as fuck, thinner or not.

    Jen still sucks.
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 28/3/2024, 15:25) 
    Gene always treated SMD like shit so I guess she expected him to quietly keep his meat in the garage, not ask for the wonderland and relinquish all the hashbrowns for eternity.

    Poor beef stick.

    Can’t get no dick.

    Empty ballroom, not a suitor in sight.

    Will she implode?

    I think she just might.
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    Lol she’s so fucking fat
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    QUOTE (QuePasa @ 15/3/2024, 04:25) 
    She makes the biggest deal out of nothing. All freaked out about being late, when the friends were just early and I am sure can occupy themselves until Kristin gets there at the originally scheduled time. And zero normal people are up making muffins at 4-5am.

    Other than professionally employed bakers….nah. She’s 💯 an addict losing the battle.
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    She needs to GTFO. No one is taking my daughter prom dress shopping, but me.
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 10/2/2024, 19:28) 
    If only Jen would put a fraction of the effort she put into running, into motherhood instead :10:

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻she’s not a runner 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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    QUOTE (TexasSnark @ 15/1/2024, 15:11) 
    For all the effort she puts into hair and makeup, she does shockingly little with the rest of her appearance.

    She’s so husky.
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    Mini Fan II is three weeks old today. In that time, I haven’t death-stared him once 😂😂😂😂

    What kind of actual douche canoe does that to an INFANT?!

    Jen, may 2024 be as shitty as 2023!
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