The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 28/3/2024, 15:25) 
    Gene always treated SMD like shit so I guess she expected him to quietly keep his meat in the garage, not ask for the wonderland and relinquish all the hashbrowns for eternity.

    Poor beef stick.

    Can’t get no dick.

    Empty ballroom, not a suitor in sight.

    Will she implode?

    I think she just might.
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    Lol she’s so fucking fat
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    QUOTE (QuePasa @ 15/3/2024, 04:25) 
    She makes the biggest deal out of nothing. All freaked out about being late, when the friends were just early and I am sure can occupy themselves until Kristin gets there at the originally scheduled time. And zero normal people are up making muffins at 4-5am.

    Other than professionally employed bakers….nah. She’s 💯 an addict losing the battle.
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    She needs to GTFO. No one is taking my daughter prom dress shopping, but me.
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 10/2/2024, 19:28) 
    If only Jen would put a fraction of the effort she put into running, into motherhood instead :10:

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻she’s not a runner 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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    QUOTE (TexasSnark @ 15/1/2024, 15:11) 
    For all the effort she puts into hair and makeup, she does shockingly little with the rest of her appearance.

    She’s so husky.
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    Mini Fan II is three weeks old today. In that time, I haven’t death-stared him once 😂😂😂😂

    What kind of actual douche canoe does that to an INFANT?!

    Jen, may 2024 be as shitty as 2023!
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    Going to Disney before a Disney cruise.
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    If it was anyone else, I’d think something serious is going on. But it’s Jen. So…..
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 2/1/2024, 15:36) 
    More like, the lights are on but no one is home

    Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
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    They deserve each other. Good riddance
  12. .
    Thank y’all so much!

    <3
  13. .
    Mini Fan II is here and was even courteous enough to give me a dreamy vaginal birth at term, just like his sister. Glad neither one subjected me to a cesarean while in utero! Hmmpphh!
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 12/12/2023, 21:14) 
    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 12/12/2023, 21:10) 
    I plan to prioritize myself by getting induced with miniFan II tonight-and not sleeping the next 3 months!!! 🥳🥳🥳

    Congrats! All the best wishes and don't forget muffins for your nourishing chair ❤️

    Lolz the nourishing chair. 🤭🤭🤭
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 12/12/2023, 21:13) 
    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 12/12/2023, 21:10) 
    I plan to prioritize myself by getting induced with miniFan II tonight-and not sleeping the next 3 months!!! 🥳🥳🥳

    So excited for you! December babies are the best! It just adds to the fun

    ITA-some people were like, oh, bummer, Christmas baby. Heck no-best present ever!!!!

    Edited by Suzanne’sBiggestFan - 12/12/2023, 09:14 PM
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