The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 5/4/2024, 06:23) 
    Scary ….

    I’m upping my estimate to 500 lbs.
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    She’s utterly average looking with subpar style. He’s just ugly as fuck, thinner or not.

    Jen still sucks.
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 28/3/2024, 15:25) 
    Gene always treated SMD like shit so I guess she expected him to quietly keep his meat in the garage, not ask for the wonderland and relinquish all the hashbrowns for eternity.

    Poor beef stick.

    Can’t get no dick.

    Empty ballroom, not a suitor in sight.

    Will she implode?

    I think she just might.
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    Lol she’s so fucking fat
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    QUOTE (QuePasa @ 15/3/2024, 04:25) 
    She makes the biggest deal out of nothing. All freaked out about being late, when the friends were just early and I am sure can occupy themselves until Kristin gets there at the originally scheduled time. And zero normal people are up making muffins at 4-5am.

    Other than professionally employed bakers….nah. She’s 💯 an addict losing the battle.
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    QUOTE (la poubelle @ 15/3/2024, 00:42) 
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    Oh dear.

    She also really believes that her entire company will fall apart if she doesn't answer some emails for a few hours one morning. I guess I'd be an anxious wreck, too, if I thought I was that important. :wacko:

    Shit balls. She’s got to be 425/450.
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    She needs to GTFO. No one is taking my daughter prom dress shopping, but me.
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    He got canned again? That didn’t take long. Now she’s trying to drum up sympathy for herself on IG bc she has fever.

    🙄🙄🙄

    It really is a good thing she didn’t have kids. She’s way too precious.
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 10/2/2024, 19:28) 
    If only Jen would put a fraction of the effort she put into running, into motherhood instead :10:

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻she’s not a runner 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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    QUOTE (TexasSnark @ 15/1/2024, 15:11) 
    For all the effort she puts into hair and makeup, she does shockingly little with the rest of her appearance.

    She’s so husky.
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    Mini Fan II is three weeks old today. In that time, I haven’t death-stared him once 😂😂😂😂

    What kind of actual douche canoe does that to an INFANT?!

    Jen, may 2024 be as shitty as 2023!
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    Going to Disney before a Disney cruise.
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    If it was anyone else, I’d think something serious is going on. But it’s Jen. So…..
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 2/1/2024, 15:36) 
    More like, the lights are on but no one is home

    Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
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    They deserve each other. Good riddance
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