The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Todolovethebaby2

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 24/1/2024, 18:40) 
    She scrapbooks her empty ink boxes. Empty life.

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    Oh what the actual fuck
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 24/1/2024, 08:29) 
    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 24/1/2024, 04:55) 
    They have assumed 45 people are partying in that room since each time she ordered it was enough to feed a small army

    Or that she was entertaining gentlemen callers :snickering:

    Nah no one has assumed that sorry not sorry
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    They have assumed 45 people are partying in that room since each time she ordered it was enough to feed a small army
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    QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 23/1/2024, 17:46) 
    I'm sorry but did she buy a belt and then wear it the day she was going to return it? Like she was just going to walk up to the register and whip it off her body and say I need a smaller size? And don't get me started on smaller size. Sure Jan.

    And she didn’t even show it properly. I couldn’t even see it, it was out of the frame. I’m sure it was hideous.
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    I am not a dog person in the slightest but my goodness that is one beautiful dog! 😍
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    Omg you guys :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
    I would so never want to ever put anything on the internet again if I was Jen
    But I am appreciating your observations, they are giving me a good giggle :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 22/1/2024, 14:22) 
    What exactly does she even do that can be classified as “mothering” anyway? All of her time is spent on “self care.”

    From the second they were born, the very obvious emotional detachment was palpable and uncomfortable to watch. It’s utterly bizarre that she spends all of her waking hours reading up on how to love yourself and how to put stickers about loving yourself in a book, but didn’t actually ever check off the big to do: love the baby.

    If anyone ever needed to be on Wife Swap, it’s this loser.

    :wub:
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    Omg are we going to have to hear about the $14.12 that she needs to add each month to the donation amount because of the patreon glitch 🤦🏻‍♀️ even though it’s fixed she is such a moron I bet we’ll hear about it impacting the donations
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    She probably forces them to journal about it but in dollar spot notebooks. Not the fancy stuff, that’s only for mommy.
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    QUOTE (Snarkattack @ 20/1/2024, 01:47) 
    Wait why was she sending Winnie’s wheelie to Brandi?

    Maybe her $2500 donation wasn’t enough
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 19/1/2024, 20:21) 
    "Really FELT myself using Instagram as a crutch for... today in an undeniable way...
    Yes I floundered but I also blossomed and I do that publicly and privately. I will not be encumbered with my old nonsense"
    A frickin' loon.

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    Oh for the love of god please just go to therapy Jen 😵‍💫

    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 19/1/2024, 20:31) 
    "You are beautiful but exhausting" on the page with her kids. Nice, Jen.

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    Ugh SICK
    Jen it is not their problem that you are exhausted when you have to be with your children.
    Keep it to yourself like the rest of us do. They will find this one day!
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 19/1/2024, 15:36) 
    Why is time so hard for Jenny to figure out? Or maybe it’s just a conversation starter like most of us will talk about the weather.
    Also, give your kids a variety of foods. I always told my kid that if they didn’t like what I cooked they would have to make themselves a peanut butter sandwich. That only happened once . They learn to try new things.

    She STILL talks about the weather. She needs to pick one only. Though she has nothing else to talk about lol
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    She says something
    Then finishes with “you know?”
    Then follows up with “I dunno”

    So.. say nothing. You clearly know nothing. She is a pure waste of time.

    Omg she almost dies coughing at 22:29
    That was horrific
    Even her own breath wants her to shut the fuck up
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 18/1/2024, 21:52) 
    QUOTE (ID**’tEatSugar @ 1/18/2024, 06:06 PM) 
    Last night I was thinking about how Jen's threads go off the rails sometimes and we need a palette cleanser. Who has the cute dog that used to show us puppy pictures when we need a change of topic? It was a couple of years ago at this point now, I think. If you still post here we need an update!

    I don't have a puppy but I do have a kitty but I'll put him in spoilers in case some people don't like cats.



    I think he's very handsome.

    Who doesn’t like cats now I’m sad 😢
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    Growing up with amazing beaches in Australia I have always been taught never turn your back on the water… which refers to the waves generally but imma extend that for Jennifer to NEVER turn your back on your CHILD in the water 😳
    She is such a poor excuse for a parent.
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