The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Bangle Bitch

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    I took over Thanksgiving cooking last year. I host both sides of the family. My husband’s side makes amazing turkey. My side not so much. So I made the turkey their way. My relatives were blown away by how good it was (and I had way too much gravy leftover).

    My point? I suspect she’s never had turkey cooked properly before.
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    My dad used to make steamed plum pudding and do that with the brandy. Served with an orange hard sauce. Sooooooo good.
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    I wish someone would call her out on both of those and make her explain herself.
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    Oldest engaged???? Jake is an incel :snickering:
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    In regards to Tom & Giselle, I personally think divorce was coming regardless and he unretired for something to do (ie pour himself back into his rigid lifestyle rather than deal with the emotional upheaval.)

    What I don’t understand is why Steve stays if he’s unhappy enough to step out? Just go. Why stay shackled to a home life you run away from at every chance? Money? Ok, go make more after the divorce. You’re young enough.
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    And a cocktail maker? Make up your mind about alcohol you lying linkwhore :rolleyes:
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    Another Chapter of Landy Lies: She Overbuys, Always Cries and Still Filters Her True Size.
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    Wait, April? Was she waitlisted?
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    Steve is watching football or is at Home Depot and building you something? Because it’s not both and I’m willing to bet it’s the former not the latter…
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    I was just going to ask if she’s ever hosted Thanksgiving.
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    Her excuse for December 26 undecorating still makes me laugh.

    1) Back to work in January? You are a “travel agent.” You should never take off because your clients travel in December too. Ditto for Insurance Agents. Shit happens 365 days a year.
    2) when the kids go back to school is the perfect time to take stuff down because they aren’t there.
    3) How Christian to ignore 3 Kings Day/Epiphany in January.

    You take it down on 12/26 because you are sick of looking at it because it’s been up for so damn long and because you need to start shilling Easter baskets or some nonsense.

    For someone who looooooooooves Christmas, she sure is in a hurry to check it off her list and move past it the moment she declares it over.
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    I’m sure she’s saving it for a blog post. But maybe she really did get knocked on her flat ass after the dermatologist gone wrong…

    But the Christmas sheets were on the bed in the creepy mask picture and it appears the tree is up in her play office.
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    Because getting a foot massage with his Mommy is what every teenage boy wants to do on a Friday Night…
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    I hate large crossbody bags. Hate them. They look especially ridiculous on her.

    And she needs to stop trying to style Chelsea boots immediately. These are too light for dark denim.
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