The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ClingingToUtah

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    Jen and her beloved sunglasses..."and they snapped."
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    This is a narcissist’s gift guide for the holidays.
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    Jen’s life sucks.
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 4/11/2023, 00:40) 
    Audiobook nonfiction: I highly recommend Dave Grohl reading his book The Storyteller :thumbs-up: -- even if you think you're not a Foo Fighters fan. I was one of those pissed off Nirvana fans back in the day, like how dare he form a new band :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic I really love Dave these days though

    That’s on my wishlist! I have 3 credits left on Audible (God Bless my family, they all bought me enough credits to outlast my life a few years ago).
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 7/11/2023, 06:23) 
    Does anyone have experience cooking with pomegranate syrup/molasses?

    Thinking of trying this one out.

    www.eatingwell.com/recipe/259642/chicken-fesenjan/

    We use a lot of sorghum molasses here in BBQ recipes and to me and black strap molasses for baking, but I’ve never heard of pomegranate molasses. The recipe looks really good.

    QUOTE (Gone Greg Gone @ 5/11/2023, 02:46) 
    QUOTE (C3P0 @ 3/11/2023, 03:02) 
    www.delish.com/cooking/g1968/easy-apple-recipes/

    Here's some more Apple ideas. Number 32 looks interesting. I've never had apple on a sandwich.

    Thanks for sharing! I still have probably 20 apples left, so this is great. :)

    My canning mission has been accomplished! I decided not to make hot sauce and escabeche, so I was able to get everything done today except pesto.

    I’m done for the season, and out of jars. 😂 since this is my first year canning, I’m really excited to enjoy all these foods throughout winter!

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12131952/IMG_3896.jpeg)

    It all looks great, and that was a lot of work!
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    I’ve fallen hard for the Chick-fil-a honey pepper pimento sandwich (had it once), and I live a bazillion miles from a Chick-fil-a, so I’m going to try making it based on 2 dupe recipes I found online.

    C3P0 what youre making sounds delicious!
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 4/11/2023, 15:16) 
    HIIII, camera!!! Look at me, camera!

    :20130930103114-64d41b31:

    Her pretend running for the cameras is a whole other level of insecurity. Oddly, that’s what may cause increased damage to her hip and bunions. Idiot.
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    That dress looked too small last year, but this year… damn.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 3/11/2023, 18:42) 
    I don't know which I find more annoying....Sad Sack Jen or Manic Jen.

    It’s a toss up.
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    She has SO MUCH crap in her owner locker, that she’s forgotten what’s in there, and it’s filled to the brim. God knows what’s lurking in her Toyota.
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/11/2023, 16:19) 
    I'm a monster.
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    I've said this before, but I dated an amateur cyclist once and his ass was amazing. How is her butt so flat??

    Because it’s spread to the sides. (I couldn’t help myself).
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    She made me completely rethink Makselife, but I get the same bitch vibe from Sierra.
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    Jesus, another break?!
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    Jen’s a total bitch.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 31/10/2023, 20:48) 
    QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 31/10/2023, 19:43) 
    I’m going as pin head Jen. Complete with the too big glasses and hat with hair sticking out, and ear buds. To top it off, I’ll pop in wax lips from a Joker costume to simulate that smile. I’ll shuffle my way down our gravel road, and start running whenever a vehicle passes by, so they think I’m a runner. I’ll make sure to fist pump like I’m Rocky then flash them a peace sign.

    Yes, but how will you handle a prosthetic schnozz???

    Good question.
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