The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (I Couldn't Resist @ 6/15/2021, 07:33 PM) 
    QUOTE (Glennon Shitquote @ 6/15/2021, 03:16 PM) 
    Well, time to go change my underwear. :nervous:

    I hope you were carrying a clean pair in your walking pharmacy like Jen!

    Thankfully, I was at home being gentle with myself like Jen. :D
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    Hi! I usually hang out on the Jen Ross threads, but decided to catch up on the Mendozas for the heck of it today. Wow, what a hot mess! When she mentioned the fake toy money, I legit thought she was talking about something she got for the girls. But nope. It's just another tool to make this whole cash envelope stuffing even MORE ridiculous than it already is. "In the grand scheme of things, I'm not a cash spender." Ya don't say, moo.
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    I kind of miss the shit quotes. I like turning them against her. :smoking-smiley-face:
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 6/15/2021, 10:59 AM) 
    Thanks, Bangle!

    Who told her this face was cute?

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    St Louis again? I feel like we were just here.
    They picked up FOUR dozen donuts?!
    During her bidness wady days, I think Jen's computer was her security blanket. She could isolate herself from family & social situations to "work" and she did it often in Utah.
    Don was nice to go to the girls' recital and say nice things about it. He has good social skills unlike someone...

    Well, time to go change my underwear. :nervous:
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 6/10/2021, 01:08 PM) 
    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 6/10/2021, 01:20 PM) 
    She looks sooooo different when someone else is holding the camera.

    collage_11

    That video....
    1. Jen, that color is not periwinkle. I don't know what it is but it ain't periwinkle

    Okay, so I'm not crazy. I was watching that video like...where TF are you seeing periwinkle at? Is this another "rumpus" blunder?
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    I just made the mistake of listening to pig murderer's fiancé's "music".

    Why?

    Just...WHY???

    I think it gave me an ear infection. :sick: :sick: :sick:
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    QUOTE (GallonOfMilk @ 6/9/2021, 03:54 PM) 
    I wasn't around when y'all found Jen's new house, so I thought...what the hey! My best friend messaged me asking what's new. I told her I'm over on Zillow looking at houses way out of my price range that sold in Illinois over the last 24 to 36 months.

    She may have called me a goober head.

    Progress report: Still haven't found it. However, I have found that some of these $800K houses are so not my style. Way too much brown wood for my taste. Ew.
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    I wasn't around when y'all found Jen's new house, so I thought...what the hey! My best friend messaged me asking what's new. I told her I'm over on Zillow looking at houses way out of my price range that sold in Illinois over the last 24 to 36 months.

    She may have called me a goober head.
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    It's too bad that Longchamp/Iowncare video was taken down. I kind of wanna have another listen.

    ETA: I call the drink whatever the brand name calls it. Pepsi, Coke, Fanta, whatevs. If there was a drink called liquid turd, I'd call it that. I'd never drink it, but that's what I'd call it.
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    I'm about to fall asleep. Damn Ambien. Thought I'd just throw this out there:

    Small ceremony with party later. Still posting on Pinterest to throw us off the scent.
    Iowncare
    granite
    bedroom door open, fan on for airflow/white noise
    Dated Mr. GallonOfMilk for 4 years, Married for 8 years. Was dating him while I was lEgAlLy mArRiEd to my ex. Chucked that wedding ring as far as I could throw it. Now my ex and his new harpy like to copy everything we do. It's quite hilarious.
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    I'm just casting my vote. Jen's crying AF in that IG story. She may not be able to follow Tens, but she's stalking. Acting like she's way above us here in the Bakery. Stop pretending, Jen. We know you're looking. Why don't you let THAT ONE sink in? :smoking-smiley-face:
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    I'm so lost. What's the DM list?
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    *gasps
    I'm STILL trying to catch up.
    But someone asked on the last thread what they thought Gene's dating profile pic would be. I just wanted to chime in. Hopefully, someone hasn't already made the suggestion. I may have cackled.

    #thirsttrap

    wonderland_meme
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    I'm a little late with this. But can I just cringe at how much Bertha Gene has aged since that wedding planning video? She looked like she was 12 years old!!
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    I'm still finishing up the last thread. But someone asked who here was living that housewife life. I guess, me technically. I had to go on leave from work last year because of the COVID daycare closures. When everything opened back up, my mother's cancer took a turn for the worse, so I had to take care of her. By the time she passed, they had already filled my position with someone else. So now I'm on unemployment and working towards a certification for medical coding via home study. Not trying to make anyone feel sorry for me, just thought it was an interesting question to answer.

    I am NOT, however, spending all my ex's money on stupid stuff I'm never going to use and exercising the entire day away.

    Carry on.
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