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| QUOTE (Jin’s Colonial Ponytail @ 16/3/2024, 19:25) QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 3/11/2024, 04:08 AM) Her lexicon comes from colonial times duh  I’m way behind, but it’s my first sort of “You rang?” under my new moniker, and I’m just pleased as punch.  Seriously, she tries to sound erudite with her weird vocabulary, but she just sounds weird. And dumb like Jin.
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| QUOTE (NefariousBaker @ 1/2/2024, 15:25) I can't believe she wouldnt take CC to that tea???? What a great one on one bonding idea. She is so disconnected from them. They even have children prices. I looked because Im nosey and will be in Chicago in 2 weeks lol. I've taken my girls to tea since they were around 4.
There is no way she would take CC and risk having her have fun with something when this is the one day (ha) that’s all about Jen. She is so so selfish that she would much rather go alone so absolutely no one else can even have the chance of enjoying anything. It’s always got to be 110% about Jen and since there’s no more manservant to serve her cake in bed and buy her tons of presents off her Pinterest list, she makes sure that she spends it alone. She’s awful. |
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| 8500 calories if you count all that stored away Ben & Jerry’s in addition to the cake.
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| Happy to now have a second version of her insane eyebrow shaping ability to add to this one for posterity.
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| | If she gets another dog, that’s where me and the Jen saga part ways. I can’t stand the thought of her getting another poor innocent dog and breaking its soul and ruining its life. She doesn’t even belong anywhere in the vicinity of any animals, period. |
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| QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 20/1/2024, 22:56) Jen, we already know you're a loon. Stop trying to look like one. It's not a cute look! Behind a spoiler so I don't scare anyone.
I didn’t even see it before but in that photo, it looks like she has a Hulk foot!
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| QUOTE (ColdOne @ 19/1/2024, 20:21) "Really FELT myself using Instagram as a crutch for... today in an undeniable way... Yes I floundered but I also blossomed and I do that publicly and privately. I will not be encumbered with my old nonsense" A frickin' loon. 
Absolutely indecipherable gibberish. If this is what she writes, imagine her thoughts… |
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| | That’s it. This project “easy life” or whatever it’s called is definitely turning into the new “I love you” but now it’s repetitive pictures added in. Please spare us all, Jen. |
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| QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 13/1/2024, 03:39) Maybe Charlotte could start reading the board books to Jen.
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| As the sibling hairstyle to the newly termed “colonial ponytail”, I wholeheartedly approve of this thread title!
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| QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 12/1/2024, 05:40) I have never figured out how to post gifs, so I’m hoping one of my brethren bakers will help me out, but my favorite/cringeworthy one of all time is her nighttime skin care routine where she wipes something on her face while looking in the mirror, then looks at the camera, and does the slow mo grinch grin.
I’d love to see what gets cut if this is stuff she thinks is okay to put on the internet.
Love that one, she look so unhinged. It’s a bonafide classic!
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| Two of my favorites that haven’t been uploaded yet:
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| QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 12/1/2024, 03:13) Push me into the crematory and toss my ashes at sea because I am deceased.
The search bar, the result, the suggested searches (not the “colonial ponytail”).
She can never come back from this. 💀
For years I’ve been trying to come up with an appropriately related title for her thin little rattail ponytail to her George Washington curls and I think, upon googling it further, “colonial ponytail” really suits it perfectly. |
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| | All I have to say is I don’t know who to believe in this mess and that everyone involved should get off the internet and stay off the internet for a good long while (except I know for sure that Jen won’t do that because this is the only thing she has left and right now she seems to be getting a real kick out of taking everyone down with her). |
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| QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 5/1/2024, 05:47) Just moving things in a different direction from early weekend at the Bakery.
Never forget this gem!
And the full image is so much worse and/or hilarious!
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