The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by luggagewarehouse

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    Jen should know there’s no reason to wait for her mom to kick the bucket. She already publicly shat all over her family of origin over thanksgiving. Why hold back now? And while she’s at it, she can illuminate why this strong hatred for holidays didn’t show up until after she had the children she insists she loves with her whole mama heart.

    :shifty:
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    Genuinely hope she came home after this useless race seeking headpats from her family, only to get bitchslapped by Jill instead.
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    I haven't even watched yet but judging by the iguana-in-a-thong ensemble and the lip balm footage, I'm not sure I have the mental/emotional fortitude.
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    She is sooooo lost. Aimless. Spinning her wheels. I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a godawful person who deserves to stew in her own misery and emptiness.
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    She scrapbooked the picture of her giant gaping maw with the damn lego castle FFS.
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    Jen does not understand the concepts of moderation or sacrifice. If she wants a dog and she wants to run away constantly (excuse me, "travel") in a lifestyle that isn't conducive to dog ownership, then by god she'll have both. The idea that she should prioritize one or the other wouldn't even dawn on her.
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 1/16/2024, 01:20 PM) 
    project wackjob day 34287432374

    The only project she's ever seen through to completion/success
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    She must think this whole flustered, disoriented mom persona is cute and relatable. It really, really is not.
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    Yeah, we all know there's only one wealthy woman who deserves to be defended from haters online, and her name is Jen Boyles Ross.

    :shifty:
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    QUOTE (luggagewarehouse @ 1/12/2024, 01:13 PM) 
    Jen there is absolutely no quality evidence that people absorb bathwater magnesium through their skin via epsom salts. Stop giving health advice. Better yet stop giving advice on anything, ever, at any time.

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28788060/

    Quoting myself because the only time she pisses me off more than giving financial advice is when she gives health advice.

    https://www.epsomsaltcouncil.org/wp-conten...ium_sulfate.pdf

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28788060/

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16548135/

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    Yet she states "Magnesium is absorbed through the skin" as if it's fact. KNOCK IT OFF, JEN.

    /rant
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    Jen there is absolutely no quality evidence that people absorb bathwater magnesium through their skin via epsom salts. Stop giving health advice. Better yet stop giving advice on anything, ever, at any time.

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28788060/
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    I love listening to a person who's never worked a day in her life bitching about the way the grocery store cashier bags her purchases. "I'm not criticizing" um yes you are? "I understand they're just doing a job" Do you? "So I bag everything myself" Why even bring it up then?
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    How does she not feel completely ridiculous in this hat. In this entire ensemble.

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    mg7d

    W8HWNPA

    jjSfMJ
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    Excuse you. Have a little sympathy. She was slammed into motherhood.

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