The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by grilledcheesesandwiches

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    Imagine turning up to a dinner party and meeting Taren for the first time - what could she possibly talk about? She has nothing to bring to any conversation that is even 1% intelligent.
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    Howwwww do they not consider appropriately securing their pergolas:
    A- from the very first one they installed
    B- particularly after losing one in similar circumstances
    C- living in an area prone to hurricanes and known bad weather

    We all know I think Taren is dumb as a doorpost but I am beginning to realise I’ve clearly been giving Brian too much credit too
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    QUOTE (OldHag @ 16/1/2024, 21:17) 
    Since you read here Jessica, maybe you can comment on the generally small portions and why your oldest boys are underweight.

    She does regularly.
    They are welcome to go back for seconds (but why would you want to with that slop)
    It is genetic *insert photo of young Adam*
    People are too used to seeing fat people they have forgotten what it is like to see those of healthy weight
    The doctors tell her the kids are all of great weight for their heights/ages

    🙄🙄🙄
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    I doubt it - he was going in to an apartment for a time and, when you’re Richie Rich rich you can just rebuy whatever you need
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    I laughed as soon as I saw the thumbnail that ‘we’ built the shelving unit - my immediate mental thought was “no, bitch, Brian built that sucker!”. At least she acknowledged that in the video, I don’t know why she mislabelled the video
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    QUOTE (Here for it @ 14/1/2024, 20:38) 
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 13/1/2024, 03:41) 
    CC is reading chapter books for a while now. The board books are for Baby Jen’s collection.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    AKA hoard

    She should buy CC a kindle. I got one for my 2nd grader and he LOVES it. (I got the basic for like $60) If it encourages him to read, I’m all for it 👍

    They already have iPads which could have the apps added but IMHO despite what Jen tries to espouse those kids already have morrrrre than enough screen time.
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    I appreciate it is a regional habit but “these onions need used up” or “the ironing needs done” (or whatever other similar phrases) is not a complete or proper sentence (I mean, neither is the one I just wrote 🤣). It drives me bonkers every time she says/writes it.

    Also, you can tell from her knife skills she is just not a good or natural cook.
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    The fact that they ordered two hashies and it was automatically Don's that got forgotten is quite amazing - they don't name them, perhaps it was hers they forgot...but no, of course not!
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    If Jen is going to be a Swiftie she really needs to give credence to the “I’m the problem, it’s me” line!
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    I have to thank you all for bringing all these photos and gifs of Jen’s hair. My hair is absolutely baby fine (thankfully I have a lotttt of it so it kind of masks it slightly) so sometimes I envy those with thick, luxurious locks. Then I see Jen’s pathetic ponytails and realise my hair isn’t so bad!
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    Lack of discipline and weakness to worldly influences would be my guess
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    Jen could only dream of looking like Shakira
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 11/1/2024, 09:44) 
    Still have a lot of catching up to do.
    But omg you guys, dilemmas! 4 by 6 or 9 by 12??? DECISIONS DECISIONS

    Life lesson Jen… if that is the biggest thing you have to contemplate and worry about your life is pretty bloody good
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    QUOTE (Blue-tah Trunk Celery @ 11/1/2024, 01:47) 
    I felt like he never had decorum or discretion, and I don't think there was consideration for any family member or friend who might be uncomfortable or embarrassed, and certainly not coworkers or business associates. The most private, intimate information is on the internet with a bare-chested picture. Yikes!
    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 1/10/2024, 05:37 PM) 
    For me, it’s not that he had a Tinder profile or what he included on his Tinder profile.

    Have whatever kind of sex you want. Make it fun. Make it spicy. Go wild.

    For me, the problem is that, before making & posting his Tinder profile, he gave NO thought to his kids - in the present or in the future when they (& their friends) are old enough to find & read the archives.

    It’s kinda like Chandler on “Friends” w/ his mother being a romance novelist - even though “Friends” is a fictional comedy, still, Chandler had issues w/ his mother that lasted into adulthood. When she’s on the Jay Leno show & talking about craving Chinese food after “being intimate,” Chandler yells at the TV, “That’s too much information!”

    And, yes, parents can (& should) have lives completely separate from their kids.

    But, still, you gotta give at least a little thought & consideration for your kids before you make certain choices - and, for Don, it’s not what he’s into sexually, it’s that he, as a father of 2 young children, made the choice to put it out there into the public domain.

    And no matter how sexually positive & affirming we should all be, we all know the teasing & innuendos that will take place when his kids’ friends find the profile (or when they overhear the grownups in their lives talking about it).

    If not for his ex-wife’s behaviour creating interest in him, that information never would have made it outside of tinder. Granted once it goes on the internet you’re not in control of it but TBH it was a breech of his privacy and confidentiality for it to be screenshot and shared all over the internets with the intention of shaming and ridiculing.

    It makes me mighty glad I’m a nobody and my profiles never made it off the platforms
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    I wonder how they’d be able to legally enforce her silence though. She’s smart enough she doesn’t directly say anything - so she wouldn’t be breaking any confidentiality rules etc. I don’t know how they’d (lawyers) would draw a line of what Jen is allowed to vaguely mention vs what are breadcrumbs strategically placed to lead people in the right directions.
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