The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Anastasia Beaverhausen

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    WOW.

    :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:
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    How does she exercise in that? I want things to be loose and breathable if I’m working out.

    I don’t exactly love my body’s composition right now, but I look better than this! She really should go back to Lululemon and/or Alo. Cropped high waisted leggings, a good sports bra, and a flowy tank or shirt overtop. This mess ain’t it.
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 14/4/2024, 01:50) 
    This PD day vlog was in the regular thread. I think we need to watch it here as well. She looks so pissed all through the video. I wonder what happened to trigger a PD day

    https://rumble.com/vkcc5x-personal-day-hau...2011-06-17.html

    The differences from then to now… crazy. Her hair was thicker and shinier. Her skin glowed. Her posture was better. Her teeth were white, not gray. Her smile was genuine.

    But she was so caged. The terror in her eyes when holding up the limited edition LV bag she bought on a whim and never actually carried was so real. So caged. Such a warrior.
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    I don’t think this is an “era” for Bri or a reaction post-breakup. This is actually who she is - a mean girl with trashy roots, an addiction to male attention, and a slightly below average IQ. Her mask is finally slipping. More than slipping - it’s falling off.

    Her nice good-girl Jesus lover boss mom persona was all fake. 100%.
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    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 26/3/2024, 20:49) 
    Gene hasn’t been a beast on the Peloton in a while, her “strive scores” are high because her heart rate soars, but if you look at her actual output (the combo of resistance and cadence, for non-Peloton users) lately it’s not good. She’s either in pain (either hip or bunions) or her “taking it easy” has pushed her way back—like a lot of things in her life, it kinda seems like she’s going through the motions when it comes to her workouts. Pair that with her horrible carb and sugar laden diet and that’s why she looks the way she does in those swimsuit pics.

    Oh. I don’t follow her on Peloton anymore so I hadn’t seen her decline. You’re right - cutting the exercise while amping up the treats will do it. That’s how I got here.

    :very-sad-smiley-emoticon:
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    After all these years, Jen still doesn’t know where her waist is. She is average height, but her torso seems on the longer side. She insists on her dresses pulling in right under her boobs, when every single thing she’s EVER looked good in had that waistline lower down.

    She’s a beast on Peloton but her body looks a lot like mine… and I just qualified for preventative health coaching at work. Much of this is genetics, but someone with Jen’s resources and available time should be able to really shine physically. I don’t think she’s all that bad, relative to most women our age (especially with kids), but the amount of focus she has put on her health and fitness doesn’t match the results. It’s actually kind of alarming.
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    It’s a shame how far she’s fallen from being chronically online and so desperate for attention. Back when she had a legit job and just one or two kids, her outfits weren’t half bad. I liked some of her work looks. She had potential…
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    You know you’ve watched too much classic MHWL Disney vlogs when you can quote her obnoxious baby voice as you’re walking thru Disney Springs. We walked by Splitsville, the dine-in theater, even Gideon’s… it seemed impressive that I knew all these places, but it’s just from Jen. Not from life experience.

    I had my cager and my circumstance with me and we had an amazing trip together. Jen should try it sometime.
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    Bri would never put her kids in modeling (especially Presley) because she competes with them. She doesn’t like her mom getting more attention, or her sister. Bri would love to exploit her kids, but not if it means they get the attention and not her.

    And she fully knows her leggings are inappropriate. She wants male attention & doesn’t care how she gets it.
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    Her kids are totally going to go no-contact when they’re older. And she deserves it.
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    Man oh man. She really shit the bed when she “chose herself” and blew up her marriage. No wonder she cries all the time now.
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    Yikes, she isn’t aging well. Woof.
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    QUOTE (Bridget @ 9/2/2024, 18:45) 
    Typical wanna be teacher. Couldn't handle the requirements because she's too dumb.

    She views her time with TFA as a very noble and prestigious opportunity, but the truth is she couldn’t get a job in her field, or even in the neighborhood of her field. She didn’t cut it as a teacher either. She isn’t qualified to do much of anything that involves professionalism or any inkling of intelligent thought.
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    Sigh. I need to start watching these regularly with y'all. I miss this Jen. Between health issues (kidney stones + Covid) and being between jobs while setting up my own craptice in a bedroom in my house, classic Jen is really relevant.

    Yikes.
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    QUOTE (Gigi_ @ 5/2/2024, 22:31) 
    I think she is going to try to go the Rachel Hollis route.

    It’s disappointing because I used to really like her content, but she is so disingenuous and phony now. There is no way she uses any DT products in her home. So fake.

    She’s far too manic in her speaking. She literally sets off an anxiety attack every time I hear her in a video. At one point when I was pregnant, her videos made me actually almost throw up. You couldn’t pay me to listen to a podcast of hers!

    If budgeting is what you want, MakeupTIA (Ashley) has rebranded to that content and she is SUPER calm & aesthetic. If lifestyle is more your thing, there are some fantastic creators on YouTube, TikTok, and IG that are calm, have beautiful taste, and don’t push the mass consumerism of Dollar Tree garbage.
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