The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 28/2/2024, 17:11) 
    ALSO

    I'll just say that I do think it's great to have goals when it comes to fitness. that's great. however her whole god damn life revolves around it so does she expect weekly "good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" from her family when she runs another 5k or climbs more mountains? it's the same thing OVER AND OVER again. at this point they're probably like, "oh you ran again? cool"

    anyway back to work. someone congratulate me so I feel seen :rolleyes:

    She doesn’t even have any actual fitness goals besides spending as much of her day as possible working out. She never tries to run faster, she never tries to increase her distance, never tries to set PRs on lifting heavy etc. I don’t understand running every Disney race and not even attempting a PR ever.
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 22/1/2024, 20:27) 
    Her constant stretching of the mouth to eat large chunks of food at once + face rubbing (the damage she has done to the skin around her eyes is particularly bad) has led to smoker's lines types of wrinkles around her mouth as well. I couldn't stop watching them in the video.

    I added contrast in Photoshop to make the two marked lines pop a little more in the still I took but if you pay attention to her mouth in the video, you'll see them very clearly as she moves her crusty lips while she talks. It's super noticeable on the right side of her face that is close to the natural light but I also noticed some wobbling around the lips on the other side of her mouth at times. She's caused some serious premature aging with this irrepairable damage.

    (IMG:https://i.ibb.co/qBYhcnf/Jen-mouth-lines.jpg)

    And the (alleged lol) purging doesn’t help matters.
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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 22/1/2024, 18:16) 
    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 1/22/2024, 04:29 PM) 
    If Jen wasn't a huge bitch who treats dogs poorly, I could see a dachshund being good for her lifestyle. She can fly with a dachshund under the seat and the dog can easily fit in a car seat for road trips. They have good stamina and can go on long walks and can also brave the cold with a sweater. However, Jen sucks and dachshunds need to have special care when it comes to their backs which she would never watch out for.

    Don’t give her any ideas. Quick! Delete your post! For the love of all wiener dogs :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon

    Oh god, no! Dachshunds are even more stubborn than chihuahuas, Jen could never. Mine are more work than my human children, I swear. I wish there was a way to keep irresponsible losers like her from going near animals.
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    I had forgotten all about the PB Teen vanity that she had professionally painted to “match” her bedroom furniture (it didn’t match lol) instead of just finding a grown up vanity that actually matched. What a loon😂
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    QUOTE (Trixie27 @ 10/1/2024, 19:17) 
    Is there a way to have this forum dictated to me so I can listen like a podcast? I have to work to keep the lights on and can’t be refreshing every 2 minutes to read the latest!

    I’m joking but wouldn’t that be great 🤣.

    I had the same thought when I woke up to 30-some pages and saw shit had hit the fan but needed to drive to work😂
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    I wonder about the elder Rosses and the image that Suze especially seems to want to project. I wonder if their family dynamic is as stable as they’ve always seemed. I wonder what Poopsie is really like. Obviously people can lose their shit without any parental drama but their perfect family act always struck me as disingenuous.
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 9/1/2024, 03:42) 
    Watching Jen has killed off my brain cells. I struggle not to use the word “rumpus” to mean “extra” in normal conversation.

    Probably as close as I’m gonna get… you rang?😆
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    QUOTE (ifyourenotfamiliar @ 5/1/2024, 20:33) 
    I don't have the patience to sit through her whisper video. So she got sick, lost her voice, then took her children to a public museum, while sick?

    She’s too special to be contagious. Just like she’s too special for her trash to sink, hence trash plates.
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 3/1/2024, 14:57) 
    Idk I think she’ll bury her head in the sand and ignore all of this. I can’t remember what it was about now but there was another shit storm of comments a while back. And Jen just showed up on patreon and ignored it all.

    When she got caught at Disney after posting she was in Chicago🤭 She just deleted all comments and never said a word about it.
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    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 1/1/2024, 15:17) 
    Good morning and happy new year, Bakers! I had a thought this morning. I'm leaving in the morning for Orlando to run the Dopey Challenge with my cager. I'm going tomorrow because I have to be there Wednesday to pick up my bibs and gear for the races that start Thursday morning. If Jen did WDW for a day or two with the circumstances and then took them on a cruise, how was she expecting to get them back to Chicago and still make the expo? I think it looks like either this cruise was a last minute thing or she has known for a while that she wasn't making marathon weekend. Thoughts?

    oooo, I didn’t think about this. And she would have absolutely had to be back to Orlando by Wednesday evening to get her bib. Hope you have fun running and don’t let the cliques get to you🤣
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    QUOTE (Butterball @ 1/1/2024, 01:30) 
    I very rarely post, but visit very often. I am always amazed by how you all are so very accurate in what you see as I am one of those nitwits that seem to never see what is in front of me. I really felt for Jen during her divorce, although I didn't see it like you all. Her voice was so small and she was so shaken, I fell for it. But, as time has gone on with so many insights here being correct I have come around, especially tonight.

    First I will say although it is not a popular opinion, I believe Jen is the one who leaked Don's online dating profile here. Just to be spiteful. I also think the female that came on here saying she matched with Don and was going to go out with him was T. I think when they hit it off she didn't want to lose what she had and wised up on social media. I also believe that the person who came on here saying she was T's friend and that there are fights over how to treat the kids due to Jen expectations was true too. Poor kids.

    Anyway, with this new situation I could actually see what many of you saw in Jen. Her snide comments of writing a tell all, as if nothing is really wrong. Asking for privacy and not for people to dig. Just to test it, I just did a fast dig - just a little one, and found the answer. I am so disgusted with her I will never think she is anything other then a selfish shrew again. I remember when he was trying to heal from back surgery and she insisted on being carried, she is just so vile. She KNEW the information would be found. And she is acting as if the actions being taken are worthy of a tell all? As if everyone but her is over reacting. She is one nasty piece of work.

    She will likely be traveling again after winter. She is horrible and she really should watch what she puts out in the universe. It might bite her back one day.

    If you found something send it to a mod.
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    QUOTE (Applesoranges @ 31/12/2023, 21:03) 
    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 31/12/2023, 21:01) 
    My mother-in-law and my mom both definitely think it’s a hug 😆

    True but her other family photos don’t have that reaction from her friends.

    Just two and they were men so I think it’s either a “hug” or an accident.

    Great recap, Meow!! Also big thanks to the undercover bakers, investigators, and mods who make all of this possible. This is a great source of rumpus entertainment when I’m bored at home with my circumstances.
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    QUOTE (Oatley @ 30/12/2023, 21:13) 
    QUOTE (Lioness Mama @ 30/12/2023, 20:59) 
    If they are going to a 7/7 schedule with a mid-week visitation, this would screw up Jen's travel on her off weeks as well. That really boxes her in :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    she'd never agree to a mid week visitation or would agree and then waive that every single time.

    Jen mentioned that Donny does not understand the concept of days yet and counts by number of sleeps. It breaks my heart. Surely that is from trauma from being shuffled around two houses. Two sleeps at daddy's house then 3 sleeps at mommy's then 3 sleeps at daddy's etc. And now suddenly, it's 90 sleeps at mommy's with daddy being a no-show. They are both incompetent as parents and they are doing a number on those kids psyche combined.

    I’m sure their schedule was hard on them but counting sleeps is a common young kid thing - my daughter does it for everything and I’m not divorced.
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 29/12/2023, 03:09) 
    on the docket, tender time, scoop the children, shifting, season, busted my booty, I did book well in advance, a nice side salad, an outing, chocolate cihppies, we'll talk more about that, navigating some big pivots, share and connect, what could go wrong, very festive, try to get my workout in, if you saw my, elevation, operation---was a success, if you know you know, we're big ---fans around here, it came highly recommended, sub out,

    She talks like a 90 year old trying to be “hip”. My husband overheard something she said in a video and said “WHO talks like that?”.

    QUOTE (MommyTensleigh @ 29/12/2023, 13:10) 
    Maybe Jen will get CC her very own cheese cart while on the cruise because if you don’t have your friends at Disney shower you with love and a cheese cart on your birthday than I don’t know what you are doing with your life.

    Mama will remind CC how much she dislikes cheese and take the whole thing for her own ample self.
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 28/12/2023, 22:06) 
    The only way the 2-2-5-5 to 7-7 switch messes with all her runDisney races is if the exchange day is on Friday. She's stuck at home, unable to attend any race weekends in Florida if D** is keeping her to that. Two of my friends are now on the 7-7 schedule (and both did 2-2-5-5 beforehand) and both have Friday as the exchange day. ETA: Might be three, come to think of it. But I'm in Europe, not the US. I don't know what the general trend for 7-7 is in the US/Illinois.

    Still, the "dramatically increased" mommy duty time doesn't gel with this being only a 7-7 switch issue. Eventually, she'll break. She'll drop a hint. Maybe in a WWC live or something. We'll see.

    Happy birthday to CC. One year closer to gaining freedom from the mausoleum and the crypt keeper.

    Or Thursday, Saturday, Sunday. You have to be there the day before the first race to get your bib, before the expo closes. I think if Jen can’t do all the races of the weekend she doesn’t want to do any. It’s also an excuse because she knows she could not physically do Dopey and the DL half weekend the following week.
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