The Gossip Bakery

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    She reminds me of Hyacinth Bucket from "Keeping up appearances".

    "It's Bou-quet!"

    HB
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 8/4/2024, 18:29) 
    It’s GAL-ve-ston. Sound it out and learn to say it correctly.

    Yeah, "GAL, put your VEST ON"
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 6/4/2024, 01:53) 
    NutsAndNeglectfulAtConciergeLevel :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

    98.9NutsAnd11.1NeglectfulAtConciergeLevel
    Fixed it for ya :snickering:
  4. .
    "No Valentine Or Galentine Just Stupid Chat Online And Whine, But It's Fine, IT'S FINE, Like Jen"
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 12/1/2024, 18:43) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 1/12/2024, 11:43 AM) 
    The vlog’s up! Thank you, pirate 🏴‍☠️ 😂

    “The last chunk of change has felt like a fricking eternity.”

    But if you had the choice, you would choose to be with your babies 100% of the time. Right, Jenny?!

    This is not a phrase that makes sense in the English language. Is she seriously getting dumber?? I am concerned, she is mixing up idioms like someone who never speaks to other adults 🙊.

    IfBytheSea
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    December 2020, still better hair than today
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    QUOTE (Emily Valentine @ 12/1/2024, 03:07) 
    QUOTE (Emily Valentine @ 12/1/2024, 03:00) 
    The Home Alone gifs are always A+

    Also, not a gif, but I love that picture of Stepford Jen holding Baby Charlotte like an alien.

    Found it! BEEP BOOP.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11827972/unnamed-2.jpg)

    My avatar picture!
    I guess... you rang?
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    QUOTE (BespokeMuffins @ 26/10/2023, 18:35) 
    Is that a new hoodie too? I don't know what that logo is.

    Fire%20dancer
  9. .
    That arrow points to the logo that looks like a 🕷 and its web. Maybe this outfit it's a preview of her Halloween costume
  10. .
    Her garage looks like a dumpster... again.
    And what's with picking up aaaall the shiny things? Is it because of her poor eyesight?
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    QUOTE (KittyOfLeisure @ 19/10/2023, 00:44) 
    What IS that lime green plastic thing?

    Probably a temu purchase.
    2 different pieces that she hung on the same hook, a drying rack and a vegetable strainer (that I couldn't find in lime green, she probably bought the last one lol)

    Rack

    Strainer

    The mysterious object
    Limegreen
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    It is probably around 770, not 77. She's sends 10% to charity.
  13. .
    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 15/7/2023, 03:35) 
    And when is she going to get that thing fixed? There's only one foot surgeon in all of Chicago and we're supposed to believe they looked at that and said, you're way too young? Sure Jan.

    Even if she get them fixed she won't be able to run. This creature wasn't made for running (remember icing her shins?).
    She's wogging and blaming it on the bunions.
    If she has the surgery she still won't be able to run, but there is nothing to take the blame 🙄
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    Esthetically motivated? :blink:

    Maybe esthetically and hygienically challenged
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    She's delusional. Speaking of how much she "decluttered" in two Saturdays... Sophia you didn't declutter shit, the stuff is still in your house. You're mistaking making a decision to part with something, with the action of physically take it out of your house.
    Man, she still drives me mad after all these years.
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