The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by NefariousThirstTrap

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    Wow how exciting. Gene is scheduling a time and place when her most dearest paying friends can walk by and wave to say hi. Now that's true friendship. :snickering: seriously. You can't make this shit up. 🤣
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    Lol I wouldn't be surprised if someone already mentioned this. But I'm cracking up at the Christmas closet video. At time 6:30. "She's busting out of it". You talking about yourself there gene?
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    Jen Mayer :hearty-laugh:

    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 18/1/2024, 17:07) 
    Jen Mayer is coming back, right ? I just can't. Honestly pretend travel vlogger Jen is really bad, with her questionable sanitary decisions and the hair and the palpable stench in blue. Even the sad music with the Airbnb tours are baaaad. But I just can't .... I can't watch her play the piano with that manufactured virtuosa level of intensity or watch as she strums the guitar with resting guitar face ...

    She's gearing up for her musical return isn't she?
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    Omg!! :hearty-laugh:

    QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 12/1/2024, 03:13) 
    Push me into the crematory and toss my ashes at sea because I am deceased.

    The search bar, the result, the suggested searches (not the “colonial ponytail”).

    She can never come back from this. 💀
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    The gif with her running in that green dress with those dumb blue ears has me out of breath with laughter! In tears 🤣🤣🤣
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    I'm laughing my ass off at these gifs!! I can't even 🤣🤣🤣 you guys are hilarious
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    What the heck is gene doing with her tounge at 1:10 lol
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    I like how she always fakes some sort of upper respiratory/loss of voice issue. It's like a theme now, she is doing it more and more and it cracks me up everytime. It is SO obvious that she is faking it and by the end of the video her voice is miraculously better because she forgets lol. "Oh woe is me, I am so sick, but here I am suffering, to show up for you and to prove to you that this is my job and I'm a real business wady single parent working so hard to keep my lights on. Now give me heads pats"
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    Happy New Year, Bakery friends!
    ✨2023 is no more, in 2024 Gene is still a bore!

    I like how she says that she can't cultivate meaningful relationships. I find that so funny, because there is literally a whole bakery community dedicated to her nonsense and lies and a lot of us have been talking for YEARS!
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    QUOTE (allergic2my_life @ 27/12/2023, 20:24) 
    Can’t watch her eating clam chowder.
    :sick:

    My theory is D & T have joined an orgasmic meditation cult and are spending the winter months recruiting new members. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    I need info on this. Where do I sign up 🤣
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    I love how this dumbass refers to herself as a professional travel blogger and yet she is notoriously unprepared with the proper equipment to film. In her words, "as per usual". I can't wrap my head around now ironic that is. Wtf. How do you forget to bring your filming equipment when this is your "job"? HOW?! She is such an idiot.
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    Back from lurking. What I've learned. Gene is boring. Her content sucks. Nothing is actually happening, she is just being dramatic because she is craving head pats and thrives on attention from her mouth breathing wonderers.
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    :smoking-smiley-face:
    Hey kids! Hi y'all! 😏
    I'm still around. Lurking has been my interaction of choice lately. But don't you dare hold me to that as I am allowed to change my mind and lean into my own needs as they come.

    Dat ass footage in the mirror brought me back.... I have no words for that irony that is gene.
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    QUOTE (Jens George Washington Curls @ 7/7/2023, 00:29) 
    QUOTE (brokenchristmastree @ 6/7/2023, 23:32) 
    I’d like to add the video of her waking up CC to surprise her with a trip to Disney and holding her arms open for a thank you hug and CC completely ignoring her 🤣

    CC fully looked at her for a second too before the snub. So great!

    giphy

    That clip never gets old :snickering:
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    Catching up.
    Can we please, all share a moment of respect for the woman who was burdened by being paired up and having to sit BEHIND sweaty, stinky, crotch rot Jen on that kayak. How uncomfortable. Not just the smell, but her presence. Please! Best Kayak Buddy Ever, you deserve a dozen muffins and a fiizzy drink of choice. I hope you find us here at the Bakery. I'm sure you have a lot of venting to do. We are here for you when you're ready.
297 replies since 15/2/2021
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