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| QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/18/2024, 01:03 PM) Major dork patrol with rolled jeans and sneakers
That's the irony! Loose, cuffed jeans and sneakers are on trend but she consistently manages to dress on trend but in the worst possible way. |
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| QUOTE (CherieRose @ 4/11/2024, 03:02 AM) What in the hell does this woman have against lip balm?
Lip balm was part of her caged life, Don required her to be smooth and supple as a dolphin so she needed walking pharmacies within an inch of her at all times full of balms and creams and lotions. Free At Last Jen gets to be scaly, as God intended. |
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| QUOTE (TensleighBlue @ 2/2/2024, 09:35 AM) QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 2/2/2024, 04:42 AM)  Is she attempting to blur out information for the first time ever? What is she hiding? What is she wearing?!? If I saw her running in my neighborhood on my way to work in the morning I would literally laugh out loud at her.
Regretfully I have to report that I used to manage a large run specialty store and she looks like most runners. Regardless of what LuLuLemon will have you believe they are not a fashionable bunch. |
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| QUOTE (WutJen @ 1/31/2024, 07:27 AM) I just found a video of hers from 12yrs ago. I noticed she was a hoader even then...who needs 3 rolls of tape on a desk, multiple scissors...geez how many gift wrapping bows does she need?!
Also why did D*n have to move his office to the basement?! That upstairs office was large enough to have a "his" and "hers" side, etc. D*n could've had that corner desk area, while Jen could've used the Winnie prep station for her own desk - then for Winnie to be washed, she could've used any shower in the house - she seemed to have made her life always unnecessarily harder than it should be.
I also felt like she had too much time on her hands then, and would spend time just shopping. Why hire a maid when she could've used that time to clean her home herself and probably save a ton of money. She could've used her channel for even homemaking AND organizing...even then I just felt like she just wasted so much time.
In fairness it was a huge finished basement with a little kitchen and fridge and pool table and projector and anything he could want to be away from her while working. Why share an office if you don't have to? Also, she made some hilarious snarky videos back in the day about why they used maids, it was allegedly to "help the economy" which was so cringy and disconnected and quintessential Jen. It would have been far less interesting if she had just said "What's the point of being rich if you still have to clean toilets?" a la Lisa Barlow, aka Baby Gorgeous, queen of the Real Housewives of SLC.
She also did use OrganizedLikeJen as a homemaking channel and then MyHouseWifeLife was her vlog channel. She would post videos about baking and cleaning her hot tub and ordering $1500 fake Christmas trees and how many bins you could fit in your car from the Container Store in addition to organizing. But she truly had so much damn time on her hands even though she thought she was busy busy busy! The shopping is what brought me to her channel if we are being honest. Her hauls were wild, the shit she would spend money on a whim (like a $2000 hand painted LV bag that she saw once in a store window) but then would wear the same exact Target tank top for days in a row or drive all over town with 20% off coupons going on and on about getting a deal.
Back then Jen was just young and sheltered and introverted. Now she is middle aged and sheltered and bitter. |
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| | I have a theory about why her house is so unfurnished: I think she thought it was an in between home from one sugar daddy to the next so she didn't see the point in decorating since she would have a new McMansion to brandish to the social media masses in no time. Don and Tens both met each other when barely single and I think Jen thought she was an A+ catch and anticipated the same. What she didn't bargain for is that she spent too many years co-opting others' personalities (thank GOD we all made it through the Glitzy Glam era unscathed) that she doesn't know how to present herself as a future partner. That's why she picked Travel Gorl as her current personality because it seemed desirable but she hates it and is in too deep to just switch now. Ergo, we have a sad grey flip with those ugly Pottery Barn chairs that are probably the only 2 they ever sold and nothing else. |
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| QUOTE (coordinatingblogpost @ 1/25/2024, 10:06 AM) Does anyone know which year it was Jen did the runDisney race originally and if the vlog is still available? I think it was 2013 but not certain.
Her first Disney half was the Disney Princess Half in 2012. Then in 2013 she decided to do Coast to Coast for her 30th birthday which started the spiral. Here's her recap about it, there's 3-4 vlogs covering each day on the same site: https://rumble.com/vkn1ox-see-jen-run-race...2012-03-22.html |
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| QUOTE (ColdOne @ 1/19/2024, 02:37 PM) "Cleaning and prepping the components of Winnie's wheelie to send to Brandi [Kindcaid] ... feels raw in the most... way" Jen attempting to buy friends again 
"Feels raw in the most beautiful way" |
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| QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 1/19/2024, 12:27 PM) QUOTE (Snarkattack @ 1/19/2024, 11:17 AM) What’s the bacteria rice thing about? I keep seeing it, but I must have missed why that keeps being brought up. She mentions how she feeds her kids on Taco Tuesday, which includes rice, in a video a while back. Then she feeds any leftover rice to them an entire week later on the next Taco Tuesday. Which we all know is a no-no because bacteria can grow and make you super sick in as little as one to two days. Same with pasta. Chubbyemu did a whole video on it on YouTube. But, Jen's a supermom and knows what she's doing, so what do we know?
This tracks though because Don used to make turkey soup (from the CARCASS, her favorite holiday word at the time) and they would store it in the fridge in a non airtight pot for over a week eating off of it and THEN freeze any remainder after that. She's clearly been praying for listeria and salmonella since birth. |
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| QUOTE (SadlyNoLongerAvailable @ 1/10/2024, 01:56 PM) QUOTE (RumpusChairs @ 10/1/2024, 19:51) I think the bakery gave her that name before we even knew she existed. When we first talked about Don dating…
You're both definitely right! I had to dig far back into the mental archives for that, thank you for the correction  |
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| QUOTE (UtahCabin @ 1/10/2024, 10:51 AM) Leaving the kids with Tens that weekend is so bizarre. I agree with all of the grandparent comment here. Where are Jill and Gravy? They are old but not that old. Or even Emily and the Weatherman? They could have spend the weekend with their Aunt and Uncle and their cousins. It's like she wanted to impose of Tens even further. As my mother would say, Jen is a leaky vessel. She will never be filled.
I also predict Jen will become an expert on alcoholism and we can expect those lectures in 2024.
Gross, I feel like I am defending Jen when I say this but maybe the kids all wanted to be together? They're used to spending time as all five, maybe they asked for time with their stepsiblings. |
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| QUOTE (BunsyisDunsy @ 12/26/2023, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (RosyRosa @ 26/12/2023, 19:46) If Don is judged by what his decisions appear on the surface, from having stayed with such an insane person like Jen for that long and having kids with her while she'd proven in every way she's an irresponsible person to marrying a newly divorced woman with three young kids after probably dating not long enough....
Each to their own but all this reeks of decisions being made by someone who's neither wise nor thoughtful. ITA, some people here put Don on a pedestal. He’s just as effed up a Jen. His Tinder proves that. I don’t care what your sexual preferences are, but don’t put those on the internet where people can readily see, especially when you have children. Didn’t he say he was into polyamory and a hypersexual dominant?🤮
I completely agree with this. And Tens literally went from one nepo baby to another. There's never been anything enviable about his actions or relationships from my viewpoint. |
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| QUOTE (Livi! @ 12/26/2023, 11:19 AM) I still think that the one good plausible scenario is a house foreclosure on Don's side. I mean, wtf @ that huge mansion. And neither one of them actually works.
Would add up nicely with Jen's different reactions this whole past week or so, and the fact that they'd need at least a couple of months to figure out new housing for their "modern family". I think foreclosures, once started, can be a pretty quick process, so he may have chosen for the children to stay with Jen, even giving up his Christmas with them, in order to save them from the trauma of having to see them move things and emptying the house super quickly during the holidays.
They would have probably first asked Jen if she could keep the children practically full time and cancel all her plans for this Winter, without giving any details at first. And then she got so freaked out and angry, that they basically had to tell her the reason, and that's when her cool and smug reaction happened.
Don comes from generational wealth and worked in trading. There's almost zero chance he is out of money. |
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| QUOTE (GivingMyselfGrace @ 12/26/2023, 11:00 AM) You've all presented so many good theories. Here's some WILD fanfic: D & T traveled to a country where their drug of choice is illegal, they got caught, and are now being detained indefinitely.
Seriously, I really hope nothing awful has happened and that it's just the usual lying, overdramatizing, and looking for attention/sympathy.
This is what I will be choosing to believe unless proven otherwise. |
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| QUOTE (AnnieBee @ 12/10/2023, 11:10 AM) QUOTE (leahh @ 29/5/2023, 23:20) And $800 on a perfume to spray over her unwashed ass  My favorite perfume that I buy maybe once every five years is only $170 for 5oz. What’s she buying Baccarat Rouge? Although I’m equally thrilled with an FFM from Bath & Body Works or a little something from Sol de Janeiro.
The kicker of this is that Ariana Grande's Cloud perfume is less than $50 and smells so much like Baccarat Rouge that I get asked almost every time I wear it if that's what it is. Thank god for stripper tok teaching me this, I can wear Tom Ford and no one says a thing but I wear Cloud and old ladies will stop me in elevators. |
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| QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 11/10/2023, 09:54 AM) QUOTE (sotheresthat @ 10/11/2023, 03:46) My favorite Suzanne moment on-camera was when she told Jen the origin of the paska bread recipe and Jen had the audacity to say that it didn't come from her family then, despite Suzanne clearly explaining that it did, and she shot her these daggers. She was such a snotty bitch when Suzanne told the store. How her great (?) grandmother got it from her friend/neighbour. Then Jen pipes in with "well then it's not really a family recipe, is it?!" Suzanne was confused and hurt. Jen doesn't understand family, friends, traditions, sharing or caring. For five generations a family has been enjoying paska bread from the same recipe at Easter what do you call that Jen?
It's probably because there was another recipe that Jen insisted was a "Passed down Ross family recipe" that she couldn't possibly share despite her viewers asking and then Suze came along and was like "Nah, it's from Good Housekeeping" (or something similar) |
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